Plum-ming the depths of irony

Nov 20, 2006 00:45

Attention Broadcasters:

Effective immediately, any play-by-play announcer or color analyst who refers to Jake Plummer's alleged "fourth-quarter comeback ability" without snickering will be summarily shot in the face.  Plummer has not staged a fourth-quarter comeback in any game which actually matters since at least his Pop Warner football days.  This will be your only warning.

Sincerely,
Pissed-off Broncos fans

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