will somebody PLEASE HOLD ON TO THE GODDAMN FOOTBALL?!
Every single QB I'm starting today (on three different fantasy teams) has put the ball on the ground, thrown a pick, or both. Jake Plummer, Carson Palmer, Jake Delhomme: YOU'RE ALL ON MY FUCKING LIST, BITCHES. Throw a touchdown already!
I'm doubly pissed at Plummer, since two of his TOs have led to St. Louis scores (somehow the Donkeys defense has kept the Rams out of the end zone). I will gladly dump Plummer from my fantasy squad if it means Jay Cutler gets to play. He can't be worse.
Amazingly, I am still leading all three of my fantasy matchups. Go figure.
I'm doubly pissed at Plummer, since two of his TOs have led to St. Louis scores (somehow the Donkeys defense has kept the Rams out of the end zone). I will gladly dump Plummer from my fantasy squad if it means Jay Cutler gets to play. He can't be worse.
Amazingly, I am still leading all three of my fantasy matchups. Go figure.