My Application is the Best!
The Basics
Name:Papa Zito
Age range (13-15, 16-19, 20-24, 25+): 25+
Favorite character:Cho Chang Dumbledore. He's by far the most developed character of the series.
Least favorite character: Lockhart. What a waste of space.
Favorite Non-Harry Potter related fandom: 45 days, 23 hours, 18 minute and 52 seconds until kickoff. Twitch.
What is your pet peeve?: People who cut in line. Bastards.
The Deeper Stuff
Five years from now you are diagnosed with a terminal illness. It can be cured by a single pill that costs $5,000 dollars and is not covered by insurance. How would you go about getting the medication? I'd buy it I guess. Also, what crappy insurance company do I have in this universe?
Your house is burning down - all people and pets are out safely. You are able to save one item. What is it and why? My server. All our photos and stuff are on it. Most everything else is replaceable.
You find a wallet in a parking lot. It has $1,000 dollars cash in it and a driver's license. You look at the license and realize it belongs to a co-worker you speak to on a daily basis. What do you do? Give it back. Intact. An after-school special taught me that stealing is wrong.
You've been given $100,000 dollars. If you can use it all within one hour you will be given one million dollars. What do you do? Buy Google stock. $100k will get me like 10 shares. w00t
You see a famous person in the lobby of a busy movie theater and no one else has noticed him/her. What do you do? Go watch the movie? Otherwise it'd be all:
Me: Hey, you're Famous Dude! Wow, I love your stuff!
FD: Thanks
Me: ...
FD: ...
Me: Okay bye.
Awkward convos FTL.
You come upon a wishing well and toss a coin in to make a wish. Your wish is granted. What did you wish for? A better application. ... I don't trust wishes. They all backfire. If you wish for a hawt chick then she'd freak out and shoot you and you'd die. If you wish for a million dollars then you get a zillion pennies dropped on you and you die. If you wish for a sandwich you get a cyanide sandwich and you die. Best to just leave these things alone.
You're 70 years old and writing your autobiography. What is the title and why would people read it? Lulz. Nobody would read my autobiography. So a good title would be "My Publisher is an Idiot"
You have been gifted with the chance to actually perform a magical spell. In front of you stands your greatest love, your worst enemy, and a pile of inanimate objects ready to be used in your spell. Which spell do you allow yourself to use and why have you chosen that spell? I don't have any enemies that I know of, so I guess I'd cast a spell that would make everyone dinner.
You find a magic lamp, rub it, and out pops a Genie. You are given the chance to relive and change one experience in your past. What do you change (if any) and why? In middle and high school I was given the opportunity to try out for the football team, and both times I refused. I'd change one of those. Prolly the middle school one.
Yes/No Questions
Mark each word with a yes or a no as it applies to you. Feel free to explain each answer (not mandatory) No. Loaded questions are loaded. I will buck the system!
Logical: I'm a computer programmer
Emotional: I save a lot of money on kleenex.
Intelligent: Yah
Fair: Yah
Witty: No. see: this app
Creative: Not particularly.
Cunning: Hahahahahah
Ambitious: Not particularly.
Brave: Dunno. I'd like to think so, but it's not like I'm tested on a daily basis.
Loyal: To an effing fault.
Honest: No. How are you going to process this now? Lawl Yah
Trustworthy: Yah
Impulsive: Not even a little
Mean: Nope
Cruel: Nyet
Dishonest: Wait what? I already answered this.
Observant:
Stubborn: Nein
Friendly: Yah
Kind: Yah
Compassionate: Yah
Hard-working: Only in spurts
Lazy: Yah
Outgoing: Not at all
And finally, how did you find us? Making Hackergroupie happy is what I do.
Name:Papa Zito
Age range (13-15, 16-19, 20-24, 25+): 25+
Favorite character:Cho Chang Dumbledore. He's by far the most developed character of the series.
Least favorite character: Lockhart. What a waste of space.
Favorite Non-Harry Potter related fandom: 45 days, 23 hours, 18 minute and 52 seconds until kickoff. Twitch.
What is your pet peeve?: People who cut in line. Bastards.
The Deeper Stuff
Five years from now you are diagnosed with a terminal illness. It can be cured by a single pill that costs $5,000 dollars and is not covered by insurance. How would you go about getting the medication? I'd buy it I guess. Also, what crappy insurance company do I have in this universe?
Your house is burning down - all people and pets are out safely. You are able to save one item. What is it and why? My server. All our photos and stuff are on it. Most everything else is replaceable.
You find a wallet in a parking lot. It has $1,000 dollars cash in it and a driver's license. You look at the license and realize it belongs to a co-worker you speak to on a daily basis. What do you do? Give it back. Intact. An after-school special taught me that stealing is wrong.
You've been given $100,000 dollars. If you can use it all within one hour you will be given one million dollars. What do you do? Buy Google stock. $100k will get me like 10 shares. w00t
You see a famous person in the lobby of a busy movie theater and no one else has noticed him/her. What do you do? Go watch the movie? Otherwise it'd be all:
Me: Hey, you're Famous Dude! Wow, I love your stuff!
FD: Thanks
Me: ...
FD: ...
Me: Okay bye.
Awkward convos FTL.
You come upon a wishing well and toss a coin in to make a wish. Your wish is granted. What did you wish for? A better application. ... I don't trust wishes. They all backfire. If you wish for a hawt chick then she'd freak out and shoot you and you'd die. If you wish for a million dollars then you get a zillion pennies dropped on you and you die. If you wish for a sandwich you get a cyanide sandwich and you die. Best to just leave these things alone.
You're 70 years old and writing your autobiography. What is the title and why would people read it? Lulz. Nobody would read my autobiography. So a good title would be "My Publisher is an Idiot"
You have been gifted with the chance to actually perform a magical spell. In front of you stands your greatest love, your worst enemy, and a pile of inanimate objects ready to be used in your spell. Which spell do you allow yourself to use and why have you chosen that spell? I don't have any enemies that I know of, so I guess I'd cast a spell that would make everyone dinner.
You find a magic lamp, rub it, and out pops a Genie. You are given the chance to relive and change one experience in your past. What do you change (if any) and why? In middle and high school I was given the opportunity to try out for the football team, and both times I refused. I'd change one of those. Prolly the middle school one.
Yes/No Questions
Mark each word with a yes or a no as it applies to you. Feel free to explain each answer (not mandatory) No. Loaded questions are loaded. I will buck the system!
Logical: I'm a computer programmer
Emotional: I save a lot of money on kleenex.
Intelligent: Yah
Fair: Yah
Witty: No. see: this app
Creative: Not particularly.
Cunning: Hahahahahah
Ambitious: Not particularly.
Brave: Dunno. I'd like to think so, but it's not like I'm tested on a daily basis.
Loyal: To an effing fault.
Honest: No. How are you going to process this now? Lawl Yah
Trustworthy: Yah
Impulsive: Not even a little
Mean: Nope
Cruel: Nyet
Dishonest: Wait what? I already answered this.
Observant:
Stubborn: Nein
Friendly: Yah
Kind: Yah
Compassionate: Yah
Hard-working: Only in spurts
Lazy: Yah
Outgoing: Not at all
And finally, how did you find us? Making Hackergroupie happy is what I do.