News/KAT-TUN beach fic
Ok, first time writing a JE fanfic...just random silliness and mostly from Ryo's POV. Enjoy.
KAT-TUN and NewS
Title: Ghost story
Universe: JE
Theme: no clue
Rating: PG?
Character/Pairings: Everyone in News/KAT-TUN, some KoyaTo and TegoRyo, friendship PIN.
Warnings: Crack and stupidity.
Summary: NewS and KAT-TUN are taking a break at the beach…and Jin is getting on Ryo’s nerves.
Disclaimer: Like many other people, I can only wish they were mine.
- Campfire Songs and stories
Ryo holds his aching head and moans. Jin hasn’t learnt ANYTHING from his trip to America, his English is still as bad as it was before (although Ryo gave him credit for actually being able to form somewhat coherent sentences), his voice seriously needed tuning and he’d grown fatter. Well, fatter than last time…Ryo sniffed. Beside him Kame tried desperately to stuff his ears with anything, anything available, but the floats had already been taken by Shige and Koyama who both shared them as they stuffed them inside their ears; Massu had used the leftover burger buns (although every now and then he’d reach up, dig some out and eat it); and Koki was still buried up to his head in the sand. Ryo looked around to see if anyone else was suffering. Princess Uebo had wondered off to god knows where, probably to embrace the darkness from whence she/he (Ryo didn’t care) and the king of emo/angsty/just plain weird people like Gackt had been spawned from. Koyama, Shige, and Massu had all found something to block out the noise…Taguchi looked happy enough but then again he always looked happy. Ryo wondered whether it hurt to smile so much. Nakamaru had gone to answer nature’s call…and had yet to return. Hmm…ah well, even if he got attacked he could make some siren noise using his beat-boxing skills. Tegoshi was currently curled up next to him half-asleep…and Pi was busy singing along even though he probably had no clue what he was singing. Looking at his other side Ryo grinned in satisfaction. At least Kamenashi was suffering with him. Jin’s voice got even louder and Ryo resisted the urge to smash the guitar over his head.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Don’t you think I’m cooool?
That’s right! That’s right!
I know I’m sexy tooo! (insert hip swivel)
Ryo wonders who picked Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” as the cartoon KAT-TUN opening and what possessed them to do so. Now Jin had formed his own version. Perfect. That band was girly enough (and he was not girly at all for he was a manly man, a sexy Osaka man), it had Kame-I-must-brush-my-hair-at-least-100-times-per-hour-nashi, Princess of Darkness Uebo, and even Junno and Aka-Mariah-Carey-nishi Jin could pass for girls (with wigs on). Looking at the other two he supposed Nakamaru could be a girl…just…not very attractive. As for Koki…the guy to fall in love with him would really suit the phrase “Love is blind”. Maybe if you didn’t see his face…the fangirls thought he was a girl when he and Jin did that dance during Pinky. Ryo shuddered…it was disturbing how they managed to do that without gagging. As Jin and Pi’s voice rose louder and louder, whilst Junno continued to smile, and whilst Kamenashi began stuffing his ears with sand Ryo came upon an idea. As the duo came to an end (Thank God, Ryo was seriously considering hitting them with the guitar) he clapped his hands.
“Oi! Oi! Pi! Fatty! Listen up, did you know this beach is cursed?”
Pi sat down and stared curiously at him. Jin on the other hand had dropped the guitar and his eyes were as wide as humanly possible.
“C-Cursed?” Ryo noted that his voice cracked. He smiled. Good.
“Yeah. Apparently a girl disappeared here…but you can still see or hear her sometimes…on dark nights like this.”
Koyama and Shige had taken the floats out of their ears and were now listening intently. Massu watched his as he dug out the last of the burger buns and ate them. Even Koki had swivelled his head towards them to listen.
“The girl was in love with this rich guy and they promised to always be together, but one day he sailed off to explore new lands. Months passed…a year passed and still no news. One day a letter came for the girl and inside it said he’d drowned trying to come back…all they’d found of him was his hollow, cracked, skull…” Ryo emphasized the last few words and grinned. Jin looked ready to piss himself.
“The girl was devastated. To express her grief she sang and her songs were so sad people wept when she passed and even the flowers shrivelled up in grief. She used to walk along this beach…singing…just singing…until one day she continued walking until she disappeared into the sea, never to be seen again. They say, when the moon is full she appears to those who dare sing against her…and curses them. Those who are cursed know when they spit out sand…and they gradually start losing their voice until they can sing nor speak no more.”
Ryo kept his face deadly serious as he surveyed his audience. Koyama and Shige looked sceptic, Massu had turned his attention to the hotdogs, Tegoshi had buried his face in Ryo’s shirt, Kamenashi looked suspicious, Pi looked knowingly and Junno still smiled. Jin had built up a mini sand fortress in front of himself decorated with crosses (was he even Christian?) and was looking at Ryo in terror. Ryo decided to continue with his plan.
“Oh look, how pretty, a full moon.”
Jin choked and scrabbled about for more sand.
“Did you just spit out sand Jin? I could’ve sworn you did…”
Jin nearly broke his fortress as his jumped up.
“No you didn’t! Haha….its just my sand fortress right?! Right Pi? There’s no such things as ghosts are there? ARE THERE?!?!??” Jin had grabbed Pi’s shirt and was shaking him back and forth in near-hysteria. Pi looked unconcerned.
“Of course not. Ryo’s just being silly.”
Jin looked wary but calmed down and continued building his fortress. By now it was up to his chest. Ryo wondered whether it’d be too much to ask him to stay there.
Jin had calmed down somewhat as they got ready to leave. Looking at his marvellous sand-fortress (complete with moat and tower) he smiled in childish satisfaction and clapped his hands in glee.
“Hey Pi, pass me my water bottle please.”
Such hard work deserved a drink…stupid Ryo, thinks he’s so funny. Humph, well Jin wasn’t as stupid as he thought he was. Suddenly he choked and spat his water into the sand.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”
The high pitched screech echoed in the night as NewS and KAT-TUN turned to look at Jin who was clutching his water bottle in horror with one hand and digging his mouth with the other.
“What’s wrong?” asked Kame.
“I-I-I-I-….”
“Spit it out Bakanishi!” Ryo got sick pleasure torturing him.
Jin’s eyes were now inhumanly wide and his mouth resembled a gold fish…like his IQ.
“The curse…spat out sand…EHMYGAWD I’M CURSED! NONONONONONO I’m too young and sexy to die! I can’t die, nobody can swivel their hips like me….PI HELP MEEE!!”
Pi regarded him calmly (he was used to this after all) and looked at Ryo who looked away and busied himself with stroking Tegoshi’s hair.
“Hallelujah chance.” Pi gave him a thumbs up. Jin just stared….then burst into tears.
“Hey Jin…I don’t think you should stand too near the water…I heard those who are cursed often find themselves getting closer to the sea before they disappear altogether.”
Jin swallowed a sob and dashed away, deep into the forest, his whimpers and occasional screams awakening all the poor animals. Ryo beamed.
On the trip home (and everyone had returned, including Nakamaru and Ueda) Jin sat curled up in the backseat, his whole body shaking like a Junior on Viagra. Nobody could understand what he was babbling on about but the words they caught were: Girl, dark, sing…towards me…mascara..
Near the front Ueda wondered why Jin had been crying and why he’d run away when he saw him. After all, he was just singing.
A/N: To those who don't get the Mariah Carey thing about Jin, watch "KAT-TUN GOLD Ballad version" on youtube. He hits a note I never knew a man could hit...
Enjoy the fic...pure silliness and fun....mostly from Ryo's POV.
KAT-TUN and NewS
Title: Ghost story
Universe: JE
Theme: no clue
Rating: PG?
Character/Pairings: Everyone in News/KAT-TUN, some KoyaTo and TegoRyo, friendship PIN.
Warnings: Crack and stupidity.
Summary: NewS and KAT-TUN are taking a break at the beach…and Jin is getting on Ryo’s nerves.
Disclaimer: Like many other people, I can only wish they were mine