Janken-Pon! (A NewS fic)
Title: Janken-Pon!
Universe: JE
Theme: Competition
Rating: PG
Characters: Ryo and Pi primarily, NewS, Matsumoto Jun
Pairing: Ryo x ? x Pi
Summary: Ryo and Pi can’t agree to anything so both decide to sort it out by playing janken-pon.
Disclaimer: I wish
A/N: I haven’t written anything for a while and I know I’m supposed to be continuing “Obsessed Much?” but this has been in my head for a while (and the continuation of the merits of TV) so I’ve decided to write. I blame Kurosagi and the ending of ProDai for distracting me (Yamapiiiii!!! Lol).
Round one:
“Chocolate!”
“Strawberries!”
“Chocolate!”
“Strawberries!”
“CHOC.CO.LATE.” Ryo grit his teeth and glared at Pi who glared defiantly back.
“Stra~wberries!”
“No! I’m fed up of strawberries, I say chocolate!”
“Ah, but chocolate melts way too easily whereas strawberries are big and sweet!”
“They’re boring. I never want to see another strawberry again, especially after that thing Akanishi told us...I’m mentally scarred…him and Kamenashi…”
Ryo shuddered. Pi look undeterred.
“Strawberries are good for you. They’ll make Ryo gro~w.”
Ryo twitched.
“I’m not short goddamnit! There are plenty of people shorter than me!”
Yamapi blew in his face and grinned.
“No you’re just vertically challenged.”
As Ryo got ready to pummel his pretty face into the ground a voice broke in.
“Actually, a challenge is something you either win or lose and in Nishikido’s case he’s already lost. You should just call him stunted.”
Ryo’s mouth dropped and he struggled for words as he pointed furiously at Matsumoto Jun who did a flamboyant bow, waved and skipped off.
“You shut up you LADYBOY!!” yelled Ryo about 5 minutes later. Pi sighed and shook his head.
“So strawberries?”
“I’ve already said its-”
“How about you play janken-pon?” suggested Tegoshi as he looked up from Koyama’s lap.
“I’m not going to play some stupid-”
“Afraid you’ll lose Ryo-tan?”
“BRING IT YAMASHITA!”
Yamapi won. Ryo sulked. He hated strawberries.
Round Two:
“I say at home.”
“No, the dressing room! There’s so many costumes inside!”
“Yamashita, do you really want to traumatize the Juniors? They may be annoying but they make good chairs.”
“Noo. The dressing room is way more fun! Mummy and Daddy told me so!”
Ryo stared. Those three and their weird “family” thing…so, so very wrong, especially when “Daddy” kept hitting on his supposed son/daughter, whatever Yamapi was.
“Home.” Ryo crossed his arms.
“Here.” Yamapi imitated him.
“HOME.” Ryo took one step closer.
“HERE.” Yamapi took one step back.
“HOME!”
“HERE!”
“HOME!”
“HERE!”
“HOME! HOME! HOME!”
“HERE! HERE! HERE!”
“JANKEN-PON!”
Ryo grinned. Yamapi pouted.
“Fine, but I get to choose a costume and we bring it back to your place.”
Round three:
News lounged around the dressing room, all tired and unwilling to move. Shige was slumped on his law books, Koyama’s head on his shoulder. Massu’s head had sunk into his banana split, his tongue the only thing moving as it reached out to lick the ice-cream. Yamapi was sprawled across the couch, “studying” some “books” Jin had lent him. Tegoshi yawned and bounced over to Massu where he began eating some of the banana split. Ryo fumed as Tegoshi licked some ice-cream off Massu. Tegoshi beamed. Massu shivered for a split second before his head was smacked into the rest of the ice-cream by a flying plate.
“UFO!” screamed Tegoshi as he ducked. Shige sighed and an eye cracked open to look at Ryo who gave a innocent face.
“Whoops…my hand is too sweaty…must’ve slipped….”
By now Yamapi had rolled slowly off the couch and was making his way towards Ryo where he slumped on the chair opposite him.
“Handcuffs.”
“Eh?”
“I say handcuffs.” Pi stared at him before closing his eyes. Ryo blinked and recovered.
“No, I say a blindfold. Handcuffs are so cliché.”
“Handcuffs.” Pi was persistent. Ryo opened his mouth to argue but his aching body made him change his mind and wearily he held out his hand. Yamapi opened his eyes and leaned forward. Ryo didn’t like the glint he saw.
“Janken-pon!”
“OH LOOK LEAH DIZON!”
Ryo whipped around and scanned the room frantically before swivelling back to face a smug Yamapi, whose “paper” hand was waving its fingers happily to Ryo’s “rock”. Ryo spluttered.
“That was cheating! I know you were going to put “scissors”! One more time!”
Yamapi grinned and shook his head.
“Nuh uh. You lost Ryo-tan. Be a man! Accept your defeat gracefully.”
Later that day many Juniors and Ikuta Toma were admitted to hospital mumbling something about “Hurricane Ryo”.
Round four:
“Today.”
“Saturday!”
“Today!”
“Saturday!”
“Why Saturday?” asked Ryo as he leaned against the wall.
“Because,” said Pi as he gulped down water, “There’s more time to relax. Today is too rushed, we still have another concert this evening and we just finished one…Mou, I’m too tired.”
Ryo scoffed. “Weakling. Be spontaneous…the lack of time makes it more interesting.”
He took out his hand phone and began playing games. Yamapi held out his hand.
Ryo smirked.
“JANKEN-PON!”
‘Daite, daite, daite senorita! Tsuyoku, tsuyoku, tsuyoku hanasanaide de!’
Instinctively Yamapi danced and sung along, his hips swaying to the song as his hands moved across his body.
“So paper?”
“Eh?”
Yamapi stopped to look at Ryo’s triumphant face then down to his hand which was outstretched whilst Ryo’s were in the shape of scissors.
“HEY! That’s not fair!”
Ryo widened his eyes.
“Really? Aw, poor Yamapi. I think you’re overworked…see you later!”
Ryo snapped the phone shut and strutted off whistling ‘We are the Champions’ leaving behind a dazed Pi.
“Ja…ne.”
Which was how several minutes later Tegoshi found himself wearing a maid outfit, handcuffed to the bed and covered in strawberries after being bundled into Ryo’s car and driven to his house. As Yamapi slithered behind him and Ryo kissed his neck Tegoshi whimpered.
“Guys…we have a show later. We really need to-”
Ryo smirked as Tegoshi moaned. Yamapi bent over him and fed him a strawberry upside down whilst Ryo licked off the juice. Ryo set about untying the corset as Yamapi tore off the garters and stockings. Tegoshi pulled against the handcuffs and whined. Ryo kissed him roughly, his tongue sweeping the inside of Tegoshi’s mouth, cleaning all traces of strawberry, as Yamapi pulled off the last of his clothing.
“Wait,” said Yamapi suddenly, forcing Ryo to stop (giving Tegoshi a chance to breathe), “Who’s on top?”
There was a pause.
“JANKEN-PON!”
A/n: Ok, this was pure randomness from me but I hope you enjoyed it. Also…some rumours I heard. Apparently Shige has a girl friend who attends the same Uni…noo, no more Koyato. On Yahoo! Japan and some of the local magazines…Jin may be moved to a different unit as apparently KAT-TUN’s popularity is going down. Now with him back I thought it’d go up…but I doubt this rumour…Jin’s too popular. Or he could go with Pi and become Pin for real, lol. Anyways…that’s all I heard but thanks for reading!