Somewhere, beyond the sea (somewhere, that's sparkle free)

[clubotaku]

Title:Somewhere, beyond the sea (somewhere, that's sparkle free)
Characters: SHINee, Narsha (BEG), Heechul cameos
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Humour, crack!fail
Pairing: Onew x Taemin, Jongkey if you squint really, really hard
Summary: Mermaid!Au (idek, I fail at this XD), I decided to write something more lighthearted than Zombie!fic  and so...

Comments

[wykedpanda]

I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!! hahaha, <

[clubotaku]

Haha, although I never wrote it down, I had meant for Jonghyun to be something like a member of the Royal Choir or smthn. I got so distracted from zombie!fic in writing this @.@....But the new chapter is up! Sure, friend me ^^

[chinagirl4evr]

I love it!!!! Shinee "merman" crack fic... I love Jinki character! Who would have thought to make "tail-fin scrubbing" sexy?

[clubotaku]

LOL, mer-men/people didn't leave a whole lot of room for getting down and dirty XD and...Yeah, I don't think I could've written dirty mermaid fic. But I can see Jinki getting all flustered about tail-fun scrubbing hahaha.

[forgottenkanji]

This is one of the best things EVER! Seriously. I can't stop smiling and it's brilliantly written and everyone is so perfect. Just, just. Ahg. Love. And my icon is even more appropriate than ever. Thank you.

[clubotaku]

When I saw your icon I was like 'omg that's perfect!' And thanks, writing this took a lot of pressure (and a bitchy Kibum) off my mind. :)

[soasian101]

oh my god i love thiiiisssss

Did I ever tell you how much of a genius you are?

[[“Sure,” he said, nodding once more. Taemin beamed, causing surrounding squids to release ink simultaneously, blinding a passing Jonghyun; the mer-man vanished in a cloud of ink and fell down into the abyss. Minho didn’t notice.]] <---Oh the imagery~ Jonghyun is always the semi-innocent bystander! HAHA

And it all reminds me of the Little Mermaid! xDDDD I watched the first and second movie and that movie about Ariel's mom or something. lmfao~

Lol at Key calling a lobster "SLAVE!" xDDD I was really laughing a lot.

[clubotaku]

Hee~ Keep flattering me, come on, come on XDDD Ah, the second movie was about Ariel's daughter, Melody. Didn't like that one as much though -_- But that's usually the case with sequels. Like Lion King 3 or 1/1/2 or whatever it was called.
Zombie fic has been updated!

[earenya_beryl]

There's no doubt I love your zombie series, so no need to say how much I was so freaking excited when suddenly, you read about mermaids.
MERMAIDS...or MERMAN..Boy...anyway......it was lovely and Jinki I loved him and so does Taemin's supposed plan for Sea domination.

Loved it, loved it, loved it!!!!!

[clubotaku]

I have updated! LOL, yeah, I tried to resist writing this but I kept getting all these ideas and Taemin.just.kept.SPARKLING so....Yeah. But zombies are back :D
Thanks!