Obssessed much? (A KAT-TUN/NewS fic)
Title: Obsessed much?
Universe: JE
Theme: Love (but not normal love…)
Rating: PG
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS and other JE members
Pairings: TegoRyo and others….
Warnings: Weirdness...Ryo being paranoid
Summary: KAT-TUN and NewS go up to the mountains for a photoshoot when members go missing….and Ryo suspects Tegoshi of having…”feelings” towards him.Disclaimer: I wish
Title: Obsessed much?
Universe: JE
Theme: Love (but not normal love…)
Rating: PG
Characters: KAT-TUN, NewS and other JE members
Pairings: TegoRyo and others….
Warnings: Weirdness...Ryo being paranoid
Summary: KAT-TUN and NewS go up to the mountains for a photoshoot when members go missing….and Ryo suspects Tegoshi of having…”feelings” towards him.
Disclaimer: I wish
A/N Written after re-watching DBSK’s Dangerous Love…Probably their best Banjun drama (although Unforgettable Love was pretty funny). This is the JE version…but the plot will be changed slightly. Enjoy!
“Good! Good! Now tilt your head back slightly and lean slightly to the left…That’s right, good.”
Jin toppled over, crashing into Massu who flailed wildly for a second before whacking Nakamaru with the fake rabbit. Nakamaru yelped as the hard plastic of the rabbit hit his eye and he grabbed the nearest thing to him…which was the fake fireplace which was connected to the fake wall covered in paintings. As everything collapsed in a cloud of smoke and a cacophony of noise, Nishikido Ryo watched calmly and raised one eyebrow. The photographer’s eye twitched as he surveyed the ruined set and pinned the one who had destroyed it.
“You.”
A vein throbbed in his neck. Jin gulped and tried to move but his clothes were tangled with the mess of plastic wood and metal.
“All you had to do was lean towards the fireplace! Is that so hard? How did you manage to trip when there’s nothing to trip over! Why can’t you be like Nishikido!?! He’s been fine for all his shoots! You’ve damaged half my set! You’ve KILLED all the animals! KILLEEED THEM!!”
“But they’re not even reeeeaaaal,” wailed Jin.
“You killed them you sick bastard! Have you no feelings? They were harmless animals and you slaughtered them! Do you feel happy now? I bet you’re one of those perverts who kill things for pleasure! YOU SICK SICK MAN!!!”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!” Jin shrieked as the photographer launched himself at Jin and began hitting him furiously with the already mangled deer. From the side, Nakamaru and Koyama launched into a fast paced commentary whilst Koki and Ueda placed bets. Junno smiled.Tegoshi looked stunned and he turned wide eyed to face Massu.
“Did he really kill them all? He killed Bambi?”
Later…..
“Pi looooook. Look at my face. I can’t see Pi, I can’t seeee! EHMAGAWD! Did he blind me!? PI AM I BLIND!?!?”
Yamapi sighed as he pushed the bandage off Jin’s face. Jin blinked.
“Oh.”
Ryo sneered.
“Idiot.”
Everyone (meaning NewS and KAT-TUN) lay around the room sprawled on various couches or on each other. The only people missing were Shige and Kame who had stayed back in Tokyo to work on various individual projects…Ryo suspected Kame had stayed back to catch the Mornin Musume concert. They’d been taking pictures for 2 days straight wearing “hunter and prey costumes”. Ryo made a face. The photoshoot had been long and boring and full of fanservice. What kind of hunter hugged his prey?!? What rabbit sat on the hunter’s lap with its arms around him?! Rabbits didn’t even have arms or wear stupid bow ties! On a side note…Ryo thought Tegoshi looked cute as a bunny with his fluffy ears and shiny bow tie and puppy dog eyes and flushed cheeks with his arms around Ryo (the impressively manly hunter) and-but that was beside the point. Akanishi was getting on his nerves…he kept touching Ryo’s camera. HIS camera. His expensive state-of-the-art camera which had been a present from Subaru (“Take good pictures Ryo, good pictures…and mail them to me.”) for his birthday.
“Keep your grubby paws off Bakanishi! And don’t even THINK of taking a picture, I don’t want the lens to shatter. It’s worth more than you.”
Jin sniffed haughtily.
“I’m better looking than you. I rated no.1 on the ‘Top 100 list of guys you’d like to date’ on a website.”
“Bakanishi that was your own website! There was only 1 vote and that was you.”
“…still! At least I look good no matter what I wear…you look weird in your Eito Rangers outfit and that yellow makes you pasty!”
Ryo grinned. Everyone else (but Jin) sighed.
“Do you know why Tamori wears glasses? It’s because he’s scarred after seeing your ugly mug! Oh, and I’m not pasty, Uebo is!”
“Oh yeah! When you were born the angels cried!”
“When you were born they laughed!”
“At least I made them happy!”
“Guys, guys, come on. It’s been a long day. Jin…put down the camera. Ryo…nevermind. Lets go to bed ok? We’re all going back to Tokyo tomorrow really early so lets sleep.” Koyama put his hands on his hips as he used his “mother” tone.
“Ok Koyamama!” Tegoshi chirped as he grabbed Massu and dragged him to the bedroom they and Junno shared (that room was a whole lotta happy). Ueda shuffled listlessly to the room he, Nakamaru and Pi shared leaving Koyama, Koki, Ryo and Jin standing in the living room.
“Night. Hope the bedbugs bite,” said Ryo as he moved to his single room.
“Night…HEY!”
Ryo sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. He couldn’t sleep…Stupid Bakanishi and his snoring. It was like sleeping in a sawmill, no wonder Koyama and Koki looked half dead, and Koki had snuck into Nakamaru’s bed…room last night. The leaves crunched beneath his feet as Ryo approached the tour bus…the only place of calm and serenity. Ahh…..sanctuary. At least he could sleep here. Ryo ran the last few steps closing his eyes in relief and swung open the door only to see-
“Tegoshi?!?”
Tegoshi looked at him with wide eyes and jumped out of his seat. The tour bus was a mess….papers scattered everywhere and clothes strewn all over the seats. Ryo twitched.
“Ryo-tan look! Look at this!”
Tegoshi stuffed a bunch of papers in his hands, leaned towards Ryo beamed.
“It’s called fanfiction, stories written by fans about us! Look, they even gave us names! Isn’t it cool? There’s Akame, TaNaka, Junda, Ohmiya, Yamabu….Oh! They even say you and I have a ‘this and that’ relationship,” whispered Tegoshi conspiratorially. Ryo’s ears went pink. Before he could say anything Tegoshi had disappeared with a “Sleep well Ryo-tan!” He could practically see the ninja smoke…Tegoshi had run that fast.
“Fan…..fiction?”
Jin pouted and whined.
“Come on, just one game! Just one! Then I’ll let you sleep!”
Koki groaned and pushed his head under the pillow even further. He’d barely gotten any sleep tonight let alone last night, and now Jin had woken up wanting to play football. They were in a freaking forest! It was night! Normal people slept!!! Then again…Jin couldn’t possibly be considered normal...What kind of freak wore a Hamtaro costume for bed?!? Jin jumped onto Koki’s bed and grabbed his arms, shaking him like a rag-doll. Koki debated whether he should throw up on Jin.
“Come on Koki, we’ll play one game and the he’ll sleep….and so can we,” said Koyama reasonably, “I mean…its not like we get much sleep anyway eh?”
Koki groaned and mentally asked himself why his cousin had not got into Johnny’s instead of him.
Ryo wrapped his strong arms around Tegoshi and stroked his silky hair with one hand as he gazed into the younger’s eyes. Tegoshi blushed and looked away.
“Ryo-tan I don’t think-”
“Don’t think what? That this is right?”
Tegoshi pushed him off and started to walk away. Ryo grabbed his arm and slammed him against the door.
“Why can’t you understand my feelings? This isn’t some joke! Tegoshi…”
Tegoshi bit his lip and looked away. Ryo took one hand gently and pressed it to his chest. Red bloomed on Tegoshi’s cheeks and Ryo resisted the urge to stroke them.
“Tegoshi…inside of me…you are here.”
Ryo pressed his hand harder and closer to his heart. Tegoshi slowly turned his head to look at him.
“Ryo…”
The look in his eyes was all Ryo needed and he smashed his lips against Tegoshi’s, moaning as Tegoshi kissed back fervently, a hand snaking its way into Ryo’s hair as Ryo hands made it way down into-
Ryo choked and flung the paper away. What kind of twisted sick people wrote these!? He wasn’t gay!!! Everyone knew about his extensive video collection! He’d read through every single story in fascinated horror…read every single thing described. What the hell!? Akame he could accept….Kamenashi was gay enough to like an idiot like Akanishi but Ryoda!??! Matsumiya!?!? Were these people deprived of something….Something like sanity!? What was up with all the food used anyway!? Strawberries, bananas, cream…God, he’d never been able to LOOK let alone EAT another banana. Also, why was PI the seme in RyoPi fics?!? He was the manly one in Johnny’s! And Matsumoto was seme in Matsumiya fics!?!? That guy personified gay! He painted his freaking fingernails and walked like a supermodel! And-and-and….Tegoshi was too innocent to know such things…to do such things! Then again….he HAD been reading these. Ryo shuddered violently. Could Tegoshi really do those things with his body? Twitching, he turned to look at the discarded fanfic. Maybe he should…continue his research of the female…fangirl mind.
Koki was cold. Koki was tired. Koki was pissed. It’d been over an hour since Jin had dragged them outside and he desperately wanted to sleep. Stupid Bakanishi…Koyama didn’t look much better either. Jin was the only one who was actually into the game…stupid energizer bunny wannabe. Ryo hadn’t been able to sleep much either…When they were sneaking out Ryo had come back in, hair dishevelled and eyes wild.
Flashback
Koki, Koyama and Jin crawled along the floor holding their shoes (and in Jin’s case the football) as they tried to make as little noise as possible. Their manager for the trip was lying on the couch, one hand hanging off. Jin made a “ssh” gesture and inched forward. Their managed snorted and shifted in his sleep.
“Akanishi. Akanishi!” Jin froze and glanced at the others who were also frozen.
“Akanishi! Stop reading those magazines…..stop stealing my magazines….” He trailed off and resumed snoring. They let the breath they’d all been holding and started moving forward until-
“Ah geez! Stop thinking Ryo….crazy freaks…haha, as if! Hmm…”
Jin turned to look at them.
“Ryo’s finally cracked…wandering around at night chatting to himself.”
“God I’m hungry, dinner was crap. Ah let’s see…instant noodles, milk…oh god cream…bananas! Ah…banana banana banana….noodles noble nipple, nipple?!? Ah screw this!” Ryo stalked off to his bedroom and slammed the door.
“He’s cracked.”
End flashback
“Koki! Koki! Get ready for the ball cause I’m gonna kick!” yelled Jin as he psyched himself up. Koki made a ‘whoo’ sign with his finger and watched listlessly as the ball sailed over his head and into the forest.
“Oy! Oy!”
“What?” he growled. Jin looked at him innocently, unblinking. Koyama looked asleep.
“Go get it!”
“What? You kicked it!”
Jin raised an eyebrow and looked stern as he placed his hands on his hips.
“Now Koki, you missed the ball. Respect your elders.” Jin nodded self righteously. Koki couldn’t be bothered to argue so he trudged off into the trees as Jin smiled in satisfaction.
A scream reverberated through the trees. Koyama’s head snapped up.
“Koki!”
Jin took a step backwards and fell, his hands scrabbling backwards as he moved towards the house.
“Jin! Come on we’ve got to find him!” Koyama ran off in the direction of the scream, his body sucked into the darkness. Jin got up unsteadily and peeked nervously in the direction of the forest.
“Um…Ko-Koya-?
Koyama’s scream cut through the air and Jin bolted as fast as he could towards the house.
A/N: How was it? I know I haven’t written anything for a while but GCSE’S are over!! Hope you all enjoyed that…btw, does anybody know the dates for DBSK’s concert? I know they’re in Japan right now but what about their other tour dates like Taiwan, Thailand, Malaysia or wherever they’re going. Thanks!