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[queen_kiwi]

Hello everyone, and welcome to Club Denial! I'm Kiwi, your friendly bartender-lounge singer-deputy club manager (when our chief club manager, Rachel, isn't running around with a tinfoil hat on her head...)

Let's begin the festivites by opening up the bar, shall we?

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[hwconundrum]

Okay, so I'm not actually old enough to drink (just another 2 and a half months), but... well, Club Denial counts as 'in the privacy of your own home', right?

I have no idea what Jagermeister is, but I'll have a Dark Angel anyway. :)

[xandra73]

[hwconundrum]

I'm taking the Jack Bauer (in ever sense please).

Excuse me while I express a total lack of surprise. ;) Actually, is it possible to express non-surprise? Maybe there's such a thing as anti-surprise, like anti-matter and... stuff.

Ahem. One too many drinks, y'see. ;)

And yes, I think you are allowed to drink here. We will take care of you and bring you to bed later. ;)

Yay! Besides, the way I figure it, even if there are alcohol laws prohibiting me from imaginary drinks... this is Club Denial. There are no laws, and I will not let anyone tell me different. :P

[queen_kiwi]

Yes, but if you put anti-surprise together with surprise, would it all explode?

Don't worry, no limits on drinking here! No laws either--well, besides the basics. Y'know, no murdering, no stealing, no vandalism, etc. (We had to say that, for the lawyers...)

[hwconundrum]

Yes, but if you put anti-surprise together with surprise, would it all explode?

Possibly... or maybe you'd just get total apathy. Let's try and talk someone else into testing it out first. :)

Y'know, no murdering, no stealing, no vandalism, etc. (We had to say that, for the lawyers...)

What about stealing Michelle's jacket? Actually, that's a bad idea because then everyone here would try and steal it off me...

[queen_kiwi]

Let's try and talk someone else into testing it out first. :)

Sounds good :) *bellows* Hey, Saunders! Over here!

Stealing articles of the cast's clothing are fine... by us, anyways. The cast might get mad. (I tried to steal Jack's boxers earlier, he was kind of pissed.)

[hwconundrum]

Hey, Saunders! Over here!

Are you really sure you want to give him further means to cause wanton death and destruction? Well, I guess he'd blow himself up first... :-/

[queen_kiwi]

Of course! Club Denial always takes care of its members...

The Jack Bauer is now officially on the house--enjoy!

[queen_kiwi]

One Dark Angel, coming right up--and careful how you drink it, it's very bitter!