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[queen_kiwi]

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

We'd like to extend a warm welcome to two very, very special guests tonight at Club Denial... please put your hands together for:

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[queen_kiwi]

Michelle: *looks at Tony and bursts out laughing*

Tony: *looks sheepish*

Michelle: Okay, it went like this... Tony bought a beautiful diamond ring and took me out to an amazing restaurant. They had roses on our table, they brought us champagne, it was the most romantic night you could ever imagine.

Tony: It also just happened to be the night I got the worst cold of my life.

Michelle: He was sneezing, he was hacking, he was coughing--I don't think he managed two words in a row that whole evening.

Tony: I sneezed and gagged and choked over everything. I couldn't eat, I couldn't drink... Michelle was so embarrassed, everyone kept staring at her and probably thinking, "That poor beautiful lady with her horrible date..."

Michelle: Finally, I just wanted to take him home--

Tony: And by that point I was just so ashamed and furious with myself and frustrated that I blurted out, "I'm not leaving until you say you'll marry me!"

Michelle: And he plunked the ring down on the table, just like that.

Tony: She got up, she took the ring--I was terrified she was going to throw it in my face or something--and she kissed me...

Michelle: He was sniffling, he was all snotty and miserable, and it was the best kiss of my life.

Tony: Second best of mine.

Michelle: Oh, really?

Tony: Yeah, the first would be just after the priest said, "You may kiss the bride!"...