Bye-Bye Bug
Well everyone else is at prom or gone and the only other person online right now doesn't understand my pain so I'm hoping this helps. blah!
Today I went to Wal*Mart and Shoppers. When I got into the truck after our visit to Wal*Mart, I saw this really pretty bug on the windshield. He was yellow and had the shape of a dragonfly but without the wings and really long legs like a daddy-long legs. Only there were six cause hes a bug not a spider. And he was positioned directly in front of me so that everytime I looked forward I'd see him. He was the cutest thing imaginable.
So we pull out of the parking lot and as we speed up he clings to the windshield with his incredibly strong legs (he must have worked out cause he was real buff). And it was funny cause everytime we'd stop he'd start walking around and then the light would turn green and we'd be off and he'd have trouble getting a grip but he always managed to find one. And I loved to watch him walk around and do all the wierd things he did to try to stay standing on the windsheild (he was a real trooper). And then we drove off kinda suddenly and he almost fell off!
"Aw, poor bug" I say.
"What are you looking at?" my dad says to me.
"This really pretty bug that's on the windshield. He's been there since we left Wal*Mart. It's funny to watch him."
Right then my dad did a single swipe of the windshield wiper blades and the bug was gone.
I think he might have gotten away. I didn't see any bug guts on the windshield, but he wasn't that big so he wouldn't leave that much of a mess if he had departed from us. BUT THE HORROR!! It was awful. And all a certain friend have to say about it is "lmao"! That bug was my friend!
Today I went to Wal*Mart and Shoppers. When I got into the truck after our visit to Wal*Mart, I saw this really pretty bug on the windshield. He was yellow and had the shape of a dragonfly but without the wings and really long legs like a daddy-long legs. Only there were six cause hes a bug not a spider. And he was positioned directly in front of me so that everytime I looked forward I'd see him. He was the cutest thing imaginable.
So we pull out of the parking lot and as we speed up he clings to the windshield with his incredibly strong legs (he must have worked out cause he was real buff). And it was funny cause everytime we'd stop he'd start walking around and then the light would turn green and we'd be off and he'd have trouble getting a grip but he always managed to find one. And I loved to watch him walk around and do all the wierd things he did to try to stay standing on the windsheild (he was a real trooper). And then we drove off kinda suddenly and he almost fell off!
"Aw, poor bug" I say.
"What are you looking at?" my dad says to me.
"This really pretty bug that's on the windshield. He's been there since we left Wal*Mart. It's funny to watch him."
Right then my dad did a single swipe of the windshield wiper blades and the bug was gone.
I think he might have gotten away. I didn't see any bug guts on the windshield, but he wasn't that big so he wouldn't leave that much of a mess if he had departed from us. BUT THE HORROR!! It was awful. And all a certain friend have to say about it is "lmao"! That bug was my friend!