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[cha_rx_lie]

[RINGING]

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[clover_two]

Hello? Are you the piano virtuoso from the forum, or someone trying to sell me double-glazing or some shit?

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[cha_rx_lie]

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Charlie.

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[clover_two]

...That was awesome. You win a metaphorical prize in a color of your choice.

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[cha_rx_lie]

I rather like navy blue, to be honest.

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[clover_two]

In which case, you will be the proud owner of a navy blue unidentified metaphorical prize in two to three working days, O tongue-twister master.

I'm Caroline, by the way.

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[cha_rx_lie]

Awwwwwwwwesome.

Nice to meet you, Caroline! Like I said, I'm Charlie. Charlie Bartlett.

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[clover_two]

Nice to meet you too, Charlie Barlett. Do you live underground too, or is there any chance of finding you around town sometime?

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[cha_rx_lie]

Yeah, sometimes. I go to the high school, too. Do you?

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[clover_two]

Nah, I'm one of those drop-outs who spend their lives in dead-end jobs and poky apartments.

Or in my case a huge house. But I digress.

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[cha_rx_lie]

Rich?

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[clover_two]

Very. But don't worry, I've had the anti-snobbery vaccine.

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[cha_rx_lie]

Hey, me too!

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[clover_two]

Oooh, goodie. It's so hard to get along with snobby people, even if they're pretty cool in other ways.

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[cha_rx_lie]

I know, right? Then once they hear you're loaded they look down upon you for fraternizing with the "lower class".

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[clover_two]

Oh, tell me about it. I get that so much it's unbelievable. The "lower classes" are much more fun... usually.