Return of the FMA Sims
Because I know you guys love them, right? Yeah who am I kidding I'm just spamming cause I take too many pictures.
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Yeah. Morning nookie.
And once again, Roy's ass is ringing. All calls, all the time.
Horse...I'm not sure that fences work like that.
I also don't think you can beg for a job, you're a unicorn.
lawl so sometimes when I alt-tab in and out of the game their hair disappears.
....Oh. Risky woohoo, right. You -did- sex up Ed this morning. Well. Have fun with that, Roy.
Again? It's not even been like two hours.
I didn't know cats could play in spread-out hay d'aaaw.
WELL IF YOU HAD USED CONDOMS WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM NOW WOULD WE.
Seriously, Roy had the worst morning sickness of any sim I've ever had. He'd throw up, and then like not two seconds later the "Nauseous" moodlet would pop up.
Pop into the ridiculous male preg clothes!
...That magically change into something else like five minutes later wut Roy. Were the previous ones not fashionable enough for you?
Also, phone, again. So many friends...
A horse gnome! My first!
So Ed's rocketed up the Medicine track for some reason and he's actually a doctor now! He's almoooost level 6 as of the latest screenshot.
The one kitten we kept grew up into a cat!
Alphonse, that's creepy. Just sayin'.
This was Smoochums the Perfect-quality Kissing Gourami one of the cats caught.
However my game crashed not long after this and I lost him. ): -sadface-
The couple that reads together stays together.
So I decided to do something about the cat's incessant hunting. This is a rare Spiny Turtle (Worth almost 1000 simoleons). I named it Donatello.
And this is Gibson the chincilla.
Well he needed to do something while stuck at home, so piano, why not.
The third addition is Pete the pygmy Komodo Dragon. Hello horse. (lol at cat hunting in background).
So Ed had to vaccinate people for work.
He only managed to get this dude because he wasted the next FOUR HOURS standing there and refusing to vaccinate the other people fuck you too EA.
Yeah I don't think Ed's winning any bedside manner awards.
That looks...real healthy, Roy.
Gotta max out three skills somehow.
Oh whatever. Do what you want, Roy.
GJ Ed. You broke it while trying to make it unbreakable.
This is Poe the cardinal. I just realized the light is ramming through his cage lawl.
Fuck off paparazzi, Roy can give his kid fetal alcohol syndrome if he wants to.
We've moved onto the washer. After this it's the computer and Ed will have upgraded everything (after he fixes and finishes the TV.)
FUCKING FLEAS OH MY GOD LEAVE MY CATS ALONE.
Roy decided that after becoming a business partner at the movie lot, it would be a great time to go into labor.
Meet Elleria! She rolled Hates The Outdoors and Neurotic, poor kid. She looks like she got Ed's hair and Roy's eyes, which will be...interesting. Kinda hoped it would go the other way around, but oh well.
Still love this animation, d'aaawwww.
Roy: "Hold on, I've got something in my pocket..."
Ed: "lol I dun know what you doin'."
So, they've had the wish to marry each other since Roy discovered he got knocked up, and while I was waiting for Roy to pop out the spawn so he wouldn't be a whale for the wedding, they rolled -another- wish to just "get married". FINE. GET MARRIED.
Yaaaaaay. I'm not sure if I want a party or not - Roy goes to too many already, in fact he was supposed to be at one right now but he ended up busy being in labor lol - but at least soon they'll have two wish panels free and 10,000 more aspiration points. Yay!
lol unloaded textures.
The horse gnomes are multiplying!
Yeah so I cloned the unicorn, why not. It can be a generational thing with the kids.
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Until next time!
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Yeah. Morning nookie.
And once again, Roy's ass is ringing. All calls, all the time.
Horse...I'm not sure that fences work like that.
I also don't think you can beg for a job, you're a unicorn.
lawl so sometimes when I alt-tab in and out of the game their hair disappears.
....Oh. Risky woohoo, right. You -did- sex up Ed this morning. Well. Have fun with that, Roy.
Again? It's not even been like two hours.
I didn't know cats could play in spread-out hay d'aaaw.
WELL IF YOU HAD USED CONDOMS WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM NOW WOULD WE.
Seriously, Roy had the worst morning sickness of any sim I've ever had. He'd throw up, and then like not two seconds later the "Nauseous" moodlet would pop up.
Pop into the ridiculous male preg clothes!
...That magically change into something else like five minutes later wut Roy. Were the previous ones not fashionable enough for you?
Also, phone, again. So many friends...
A horse gnome! My first!
So Ed's rocketed up the Medicine track for some reason and he's actually a doctor now! He's almoooost level 6 as of the latest screenshot.
The one kitten we kept grew up into a cat!
Alphonse, that's creepy. Just sayin'.
This was Smoochums the Perfect-quality Kissing Gourami one of the cats caught.
However my game crashed not long after this and I lost him. ): -sadface-
The couple that reads together stays together.
So I decided to do something about the cat's incessant hunting. This is a rare Spiny Turtle (Worth almost 1000 simoleons). I named it Donatello.
And this is Gibson the chincilla.
Well he needed to do something while stuck at home, so piano, why not.
The third addition is Pete the pygmy Komodo Dragon. Hello horse. (lol at cat hunting in background).
So Ed had to vaccinate people for work.
He only managed to get this dude because he wasted the next FOUR HOURS standing there and refusing to vaccinate the other people fuck you too EA.
Yeah I don't think Ed's winning any bedside manner awards.
That looks...real healthy, Roy.
Gotta max out three skills somehow.
Oh whatever. Do what you want, Roy.
GJ Ed. You broke it while trying to make it unbreakable.
This is Poe the cardinal. I just realized the light is ramming through his cage lawl.
Fuck off paparazzi, Roy can give his kid fetal alcohol syndrome if he wants to.
We've moved onto the washer. After this it's the computer and Ed will have upgraded everything (after he fixes and finishes the TV.)
FUCKING FLEAS OH MY GOD LEAVE MY CATS ALONE.
Roy decided that after becoming a business partner at the movie lot, it would be a great time to go into labor.
Meet Elleria! She rolled Hates The Outdoors and Neurotic, poor kid. She looks like she got Ed's hair and Roy's eyes, which will be...interesting. Kinda hoped it would go the other way around, but oh well.
Still love this animation, d'aaawwww.
Roy: "Hold on, I've got something in my pocket..."
Ed: "lol I dun know what you doin'."
So, they've had the wish to marry each other since Roy discovered he got knocked up, and while I was waiting for Roy to pop out the spawn so he wouldn't be a whale for the wedding, they rolled -another- wish to just "get married". FINE. GET MARRIED.
Yaaaaaay. I'm not sure if I want a party or not - Roy goes to too many already, in fact he was supposed to be at one right now but he ended up busy being in labor lol - but at least soon they'll have two wish panels free and 10,000 more aspiration points. Yay!
lol unloaded textures.
The horse gnomes are multiplying!
Yeah so I cloned the unicorn, why not. It can be a generational thing with the kids.
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Until next time!