WTF? Moments
Yeeeeeeah, I should post more... I might have some real entries once in a while if not for how pretty much everyone who reads my blog actually knows me. ^^ Leaves me a little uncertain of what I should write here...
Oh, well. School started again, so maybe I'll actually get some writing in! Watch this space for random new fiction.
For this month's today's entry, I just had to share some really, really crazy stuff I've stumbled across in the last few days.
Seen at a pharmacy: "UltraSoft" Lancets.
From a legal-type sheet regarding hormonal birth control, that must be filled out to attain said birth control: "Do you currently want to be pregnant?"
From a Dear Abby column: "I just can't believe he is gay. I am heterosexual (when I get the chance)."
Girlfriend, over the phone: "Remember when you said you cut yourself recently?" (We'd been discussing shaving accidents.)
Me: "Yeah?"
Girlfriend: "How'd you say you stopped the bleeding?"
Me: O_o
Please, feel free to add your own. I think I'm going to spend this week taking notes just so I can add more of MY own. XD Comments are fun.
Oh, well. School started again, so maybe I'll actually get some writing in! Watch this space for random new fiction.
For this month's today's entry, I just had to share some really, really crazy stuff I've stumbled across in the last few days.
Seen at a pharmacy: "UltraSoft" Lancets.
From a legal-type sheet regarding hormonal birth control, that must be filled out to attain said birth control: "Do you currently want to be pregnant?"
From a Dear Abby column: "I just can't believe he is gay. I am heterosexual (when I get the chance)."
Girlfriend, over the phone: "Remember when you said you cut yourself recently?" (We'd been discussing shaving accidents.)
Me: "Yeah?"
Girlfriend: "How'd you say you stopped the bleeding?"
Me: O_o
Please, feel free to add your own. I think I'm going to spend this week taking notes just so I can add more of MY own. XD Comments are fun.