In the spirit of this:
http://consumerist.com/5008876/fake-funny-poncho-ad-causes-outrage-laughter I want to make a poncho. Crochet or knit. It has to be plain and monochromatic. Not lacy because holes aren't warm. No "make a rectangle and seam it up" because those end up with one gimpy corner. Preferably dk weight. Recommendations anybody? A wrap or cape would be okay, too. Drapey is nice. Patterns are nice, but not necessary. I can work from a photo.
"Pretend you ain't fat!"
is exactly what I need to do. ;D
Ooh, these are not bad:
http://www.vogueknitting.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=476http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sheer-ponchohttp://www.royalyarns.com/knitting-patterns/teva-durham-patterns-fall-2008/TKI-LDLF08-Loop-d-Loop-Tundra-Capelet.htmlhttp://naturallycaron.com/projects/sausalito/sausalito_1.html