Thoughts on Across The Sea
Alright, before I get too into this, let me just say one thing: It wasn't terrible. It deserves a second viewing. Sure, it had its ~cheesy moments, but Titus and Mark gave their all in this episode.
I wasn't too into the ~twins storyline, I mean Jacob looked about 10 years younger than Esau anyways, and they look nothing alike. Just sayin'.
Anyways.
WOW, I TOTALLY SEE WHY EVERYONE'S ALL HOT AND BOTHERED OVER TITUS WELLIVER.
Seriously, if he wasn't inhabiting Locke's body, I'd totally be Team MIB. But Flocke just seems like a dick. So, yeah.
AND THEN FAKE MOM TRIES TO BRING DOWN THE TITUS. AH, HELL-TO-THE-NO. YOU CAN'T BRING DOWN THE TITUS.
AND THAT CAVE THING? OK, WHAT IS THAT? I MEAN, WE HAVE AN HD TELEVISION AND MY MIND STILL COULDN'T PROCESS IT.
I DON'T EVEN
JACOB, YOU'RE 43, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO STOP ACTING LIKE A PUSSY. SORRY, I USED TO BE ON YOUR TEAM.
BUT THEN YOU STARTED CRYING AND YEAH, TOO MUCH
SO, AS IT TURNS OUT, ALL JACOB WANTED WAS A STRONG MAN TO HOLD HIM AT NIGHT. WHILE IT'S RAINING.
SO...JACOB'S A VIRGIN? UHH
Well, that's how I saw it.
~THOUGHTS, YOU GUYSS, TELL ME YOURS
I wasn't too into the ~twins storyline, I mean Jacob looked about 10 years younger than Esau anyways, and they look nothing alike. Just sayin'.
Anyways.
WOW, I TOTALLY SEE WHY EVERYONE'S ALL HOT AND BOTHERED OVER TITUS WELLIVER.
Seriously, if he wasn't inhabiting Locke's body, I'd totally be Team MIB. But Flocke just seems like a dick. So, yeah.
AND THEN FAKE MOM TRIES TO BRING DOWN THE TITUS. AH, HELL-TO-THE-NO. YOU CAN'T BRING DOWN THE TITUS.
AND THAT CAVE THING? OK, WHAT IS THAT? I MEAN, WE HAVE AN HD TELEVISION AND MY MIND STILL COULDN'T PROCESS IT.
I DON'T EVEN
JACOB, YOU'RE 43, IT'S ABOUT TIME TO STOP ACTING LIKE A PUSSY. SORRY, I USED TO BE ON YOUR TEAM.
BUT THEN YOU STARTED CRYING AND YEAH, TOO MUCH
SO, AS IT TURNS OUT, ALL JACOB WANTED WAS A STRONG MAN TO HOLD HIM AT NIGHT. WHILE IT'S RAINING.
SO...JACOB'S A VIRGIN? UHH
Well, that's how I saw it.
~THOUGHTS, YOU GUYSS, TELL ME YOURS