LOL dude, this is not even the weirdest thing I've written. Have you seen my post with all the WIPs? I am so very weird and nerdy.
As for the sweetness, I sort of thought I was writing the story of how Spencer is a (self aware) douche bag and Brendon is an (adorable) creepy stalker. LOL. How Ness get's fic ideas 101: I had this image of Spencer in my head wearing a beat up aran sweater and hip waders and scowling out at the ocean while he smokes and drinks horrible coffee. Then this happened. Thank god for ohnoscarlett who is a fish biologist and has actually been to the pacific north west!
Sea lions. There were sea lion references but they didn't really go anywhere? Also, Spencer hates them. He wishes they would stop eating his research. He has this shirt. Also, on their 1st date Jon and Ryan went down to watch the sea lions and Ryan wrote an epic tone poem about it. Jon just laughed at him.
I'm so glad it rings true, because unlike Chicago I've never been to the Oregon coast in my life.
There was a lot more sexytimes action in the garden shed/writing cottage, but my stupid computer ate it and I figured Spencer didn't know what happened so the blow job and the orange tarp worked just fine.
Obviously I need to review your WIP post. BUT THIS IS WHY ILU! Well, one of the reasons. A major factoring one.
There's sweetness and there's sweetness, okay? There's ooey-gooey fluff sweetness that I generally don't find at all interesting, and then there's the understated semi-backwards slow-moving kind that feels a whole lot more realistic. Idk, it's like... generic flowers-and-chocolate vs something with actual meaning and context. I suck at words. Also you suck for making me miss the PNC coast. (And yeah, so Brendon's irl crush on Spencer is sort of really obvious to everyone, including Spencer, right? Even if it's just a brocrush.)
I love that shirt. I have always loved that shirt. Even if I have my mother's voice in my head yelling SEALS ARE NOT SEA LIONS. Honestly, I think sea lions are hilarious. This is probably because A)I don't live near any and therefore do not have to smell/hear them BORK BORK BORKing forever, B)I am not a research biologist who knows enough about how they impact ecosystems to get angry at them, and C)I don't own a boat in Astoria so therefore I don't have to worry about the ten thousand million of them that have taken over the docks and flip out if you try to use your berth. Someday I'll get drunk and tweet you the picture of my fabulous and extremely accurate sea lion impression. If you're very, very lucky. :D
Sexytimes are great, but sometimes a blowjob and an orange tarp are all you need. There. I said it.
yeah yeah yeah. i know sea lions are seals but I feel I club sea lions is a very specific niche.
and I loves me some sea lions, seariously. there are so hilarious and the crack me up (and i've never had to live near them to find them annoying).
and I love a good sea lion impression (okay so maybe this just occurred to me)
i believe you can see bden's brocrush on spencer from outer space. but, dallon's mother in law has a crush on him to so i feel okay crushing on him too.
...A specific niche reserved for like, gladiators and extreme sports athletes. Those fuckers are MEAN and also HUGE. The sea lions, I mean. Well, also probably the athletes.
Lucky for you, then. I get drunk kind of a lot.
Wait, she has a crush on... Spencer? Dallon's mother in law? How do we even know these things?!
As for the sweetness, I sort of thought I was writing the story of how Spencer is a (self aware) douche bag and Brendon is an (adorable) creepy stalker. LOL. How Ness get's fic ideas 101: I had this image of Spencer in my head wearing a beat up aran sweater and hip waders and scowling out at the ocean while he smokes and drinks horrible coffee. Then this happened. Thank god for ohnoscarlett who is a fish biologist and has actually been to the pacific north west!
Sea lions. There were sea lion references but they didn't really go anywhere? Also, Spencer hates them. He wishes they would stop eating his research. He has this shirt. Also, on their 1st date Jon and Ryan went down to watch the sea lions and Ryan wrote an epic tone poem about it. Jon just laughed at him.
I'm so glad it rings true, because unlike Chicago I've never been to the Oregon coast in my life.
There was a lot more sexytimes action in the garden shed/writing cottage, but my stupid computer ate it and I figured Spencer didn't know what happened so the blow job and the orange tarp worked just fine.
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There's sweetness and there's sweetness, okay? There's ooey-gooey fluff sweetness that I generally don't find at all interesting, and then there's the understated semi-backwards slow-moving kind that feels a whole lot more realistic. Idk, it's like... generic flowers-and-chocolate vs something with actual meaning and context. I suck at words. Also you suck for making me miss the PNC coast. (And yeah, so Brendon's irl crush on Spencer is sort of really obvious to everyone, including Spencer, right? Even if it's just a brocrush.)
I love that shirt. I have always loved that shirt. Even if I have my mother's voice in my head yelling SEALS ARE NOT SEA LIONS. Honestly, I think sea lions are hilarious. This is probably because A)I don't live near any and therefore do not have to smell/hear them BORK BORK BORKing forever, B)I am not a research biologist who knows enough about how they impact ecosystems to get angry at them, and C)I don't own a boat in Astoria so therefore I don't have to worry about the ten thousand million of them that have taken over the docks and flip out if you try to use your berth. Someday I'll get drunk and tweet you the picture of my fabulous and extremely accurate sea lion impression. If you're very, very lucky. :D
Sexytimes are great, but sometimes a blowjob and an orange tarp are all you need. There. I said it.
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and I loves me some sea lions, seariously. there are so hilarious and the crack me up (and i've never had to live near them to find them annoying).
and I love a good sea lion impression (okay so maybe this just occurred to me)
i believe you can see bden's brocrush on spencer from outer space. but, dallon's mother in law has a crush on him to so i feel okay crushing on him too.
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Lucky for you, then. I get drunk kind of a lot.
Wait, she has a crush on... Spencer? Dallon's mother in law? How do we even know these things?!
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breezy weeke's twitter and tublr are endless sources of overshare.
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