WACC- Chapter 11
Title When An Auntie Comes a Callin'
Rating: PG-13
Summary: While living with Orihime, Hitsugaya faces trouble from her aunt.
Disclaimer: not mine. T^T
The group of shinigami entered the hotel. They walked to the elevator and got in. Ichigo pressed for the third floor.
“How are we going to get into her room?” asked Matsumoto.
“We can always pick the lock,” said Renji.
“Do we have things to pick the lock with?”
“Uh…no.”
“I don’t think that’s going to work,” said Ichigo.
“Why not?”
“Because….”
The elevator doors opened and the group went in search of room 305. They eventually found the room, after having gone in the wrong direction (the elevator was in the middle of the floor).
“Now to try and pick……What the hell!” exclaimed Renji upon seeing the door knob.
“Like I said, it’s not going to work,” said Ichigo.
You see, the door to the hotel room was one where you had to have a special key card. You stuck said key card into the slot and waited for the little light to turn green, then pushed on the door knob and entered you room, if you were lucky enough. Those things could be tricky.
“So, how are we going to get in?” asked Matsumoto again.
“We either get a key card somehow, or…break down the door,” said Ichigo.
“Can’t we just knock and say we’re room service or something?” asked Orihime.
“There’s an eyehole, so she could see us and not open the door.”
“Oh.”
“How do we get a key card?” asked Rukia.
“We either go down to the front desk and tell some bullshit story and they some how give us a key, or we can steal one from the maids; they have a master key card that will open all the doors.”
“I go for the busting down the door plan,” said Ikkaku.
“So do I,” said Hitsugaya, “we need to erase her memories as soon as possible.”
“Okay then.”
So, Ikkaku and Renji busted down the door. They could hear a terrified scream from within in and some scrambling around.
They group entered the room cautiously. She still might have the knife she stabbed Hitsugaya with (and she did.) As soon as Ikkaku rounded that little corner caused by the bathroom into the part where the bed with, something flew at him.
But…it missed and got stuck in the wall. But, it was a very narrow miss. And the thing she threw…was a butter knife.
“What the hell is your problem?” yelled Ikkaku, pointing his finger at Eleanor, who was a sight to see.
Her hair was all over the place, and so was her make-up. She was crouched on the far side of the room, behind the bed, with that kitchen knife in her grasp. In her other hand was a ….
The wine bottle flew towards Ikkaku and hit its mark.
“Shit!” yelled Ikkaku as shards of glass got in his eyes.
The rest of the group started towards her, slowly. And as they approached, Eleanor slowly got to her feet. Rukia reached her first, about to use the memory chikan when Eleanor lunged at her with the knife and Rukia dodged out of the way. Eleanor continued her mad attack and lunged at Ichigo, who quickly side-stepped to narrowly avoid the blade. Next she lunged at Renji, who fell on his butt, then turned around when she heard foots steps and slashed across Yumichika’s face, who had tried to sneak up on her and didn’t expect her to hear him.
“My beautiful face!”
Eleanor next encountered Matsumoto, who had gotten the butter knife out of the wall after many attempts and much effort. Eleanor swung her knife, knocked the butter knife out of Matsumoto’s hands, cause come on, a butter knife taking on a blade like that? She swung at Matsumoto’s chest, who quickly ducked and rolled away, kicking a leg out to trip Eleanor. Eleanor saw this and jumped over the outstretched leg. Hitsugaya came at her, memory chikan at the ready. She swung and the blade sliced up from his wrist to his elbow.
“Shit…”
Eleanor made her way to the door, passing the crouching Ikkaku, who was still trying to get the glass out of his eyes. He stopped his attempts and grabbed one of Eleanor’s ankles, sending her flying. She reached behind her and stabbed Ikkaku’s hand once, twice, three times before he let go.
“Dammit, this is one crazy bitch.”
Eleanor made it to the knocked down door. She laughed manically. Free, free! Out this door and I am free!
Hitsugaya started toward her when all of a sudden, a hand appeared in the doorway with a memory chikan. Next thing they know, Eleanor was sprawled across the floor, unconscious.
The body attached to the hand came into view.
“U-Ukitake!” exclaimed Hitsugaya.
“Ah, hello Toshiro-kun,” said Ukitake, waving his hand.
“What are you doing here!”
“I heard about your problem from Yoruichi. So, I decided to help since we Shirou-chans’ need to stick together!”
Hitsugaya’s face took on an ‘oh-shit’ look. A group of people he didn’t get along with knew his embarrassing childhood nickname. “Wait…how did Yoruichi know?” He turned to look at Renji.
“Uh…I…accidentally let it slip out…”
Hitsugaya just stared at him.
“Well, we’re glad for the help,” said Ichigo. “She was trying to attack us all. Except for Inoue. Where is Inoue?” asked Ichigo, looking around.
“Right here!” Orihime exclaimed from near Ikkaku, where she was treating his wounds.
“You…were doing that the whole time?”
“Oh no, I had to use the bathroom, so I went.”
They all just stared at Orihime.
“What?”
They just kept staring.
“What about the security guards and the other people who work at the hotel?” Ichigo asked after awhile.
“What about them?” asked Renji.
“Well, there are video cameras and people probably would have heard you and Ikkaku bust down the door.”
“Oh, right. We should go erase their memories and get rid of the videos.”
“What about Eleanor?” asked Matsumoto.
“Someone can take her to Orihime’s place,” said Hitsugaya.
“Who?”
“Not me,” said Hitsugaya as he left to go erase the memories of the security guards and whoever might have heard anything. Ukitake followed him, waving bye at the other shinigami.
“You guys have fun, I have to head home. I’m late as it is, my father’s probably gonna attack me as soon as I get through the door,” said Ichigo, leaving the room.
“Me too,” said Rukia, following Ichigo.
“Hey, w-wait, that’s not fair. You just can’t leave,” said Renji, following the pair and getting into a verbal argument.
“Well, that leaves you two,” said Matsumoto looking over at Yumichika and Ikkaku.
“Why can’t you two do it?” shouted Ikkaku.
“Cause it’s a man’s job. Unless you’re admitting that you’re weaker than two girls.”
“I am not weak! Come on, Yumichika!”
“B-but…” Does he not realize that he’s been dupped?
“No buts.”
So the two 11th divison shinigami picked up Eleanor. “Man, she’s heavy.” Matsumoto was doing her best to not laugh out loud. Her plan had worked all to well.
--Later--
“You guys are just now getting here,” said Hitsugaya from the couch as the door opened to enter the quartet that were carrying Eleanor.
“Yeah. These two pansies kept asking for breaks, saying that she was ‘too heavy,’” said Matsumoto, pointing her finger behind her at the two shinigmai practically dragging Eleanor into the apartment.
“How did you get here so fast!” exclaimed Ikkaku upon seeing the 10th divison captian sitting on the couch calmly sipping tea.
“They were all in one room. Not to mention, I had help from Ukitake-taichou. And I used shunpo since I’m not carrying a heavy load.”
“W-where do we put her?” asked Yumichika. This woman was heavier than she looked.
“In there,” said Orihime, pointing at a room.
“Thanks.”
They waited a few minutes before Ikkaku and Yumichika reappeared.
“Well, we’re off,” said Yumichika.
“Yeah, bye, Shirou-chan,” said Ikkaku in a mocking voice.
A vien throbbed in Hitsugaya’s forehead as he set his mug down with more force than required.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: While living with Orihime, Hitsugaya faces trouble from her aunt.
Disclaimer: not mine. T^T
The group of shinigami entered the hotel. They walked to the elevator and got in. Ichigo pressed for the third floor.
“How are we going to get into her room?” asked Matsumoto.
“We can always pick the lock,” said Renji.
“Do we have things to pick the lock with?”
“Uh…no.”
“I don’t think that’s going to work,” said Ichigo.
“Why not?”
“Because….”
The elevator doors opened and the group went in search of room 305. They eventually found the room, after having gone in the wrong direction (the elevator was in the middle of the floor).
“Now to try and pick……What the hell!” exclaimed Renji upon seeing the door knob.
“Like I said, it’s not going to work,” said Ichigo.
You see, the door to the hotel room was one where you had to have a special key card. You stuck said key card into the slot and waited for the little light to turn green, then pushed on the door knob and entered you room, if you were lucky enough. Those things could be tricky.
“So, how are we going to get in?” asked Matsumoto again.
“We either get a key card somehow, or…break down the door,” said Ichigo.
“Can’t we just knock and say we’re room service or something?” asked Orihime.
“There’s an eyehole, so she could see us and not open the door.”
“Oh.”
“How do we get a key card?” asked Rukia.
“We either go down to the front desk and tell some bullshit story and they some how give us a key, or we can steal one from the maids; they have a master key card that will open all the doors.”
“I go for the busting down the door plan,” said Ikkaku.
“So do I,” said Hitsugaya, “we need to erase her memories as soon as possible.”
“Okay then.”
So, Ikkaku and Renji busted down the door. They could hear a terrified scream from within in and some scrambling around.
They group entered the room cautiously. She still might have the knife she stabbed Hitsugaya with (and she did.) As soon as Ikkaku rounded that little corner caused by the bathroom into the part where the bed with, something flew at him.
But…it missed and got stuck in the wall. But, it was a very narrow miss. And the thing she threw…was a butter knife.
“What the hell is your problem?” yelled Ikkaku, pointing his finger at Eleanor, who was a sight to see.
Her hair was all over the place, and so was her make-up. She was crouched on the far side of the room, behind the bed, with that kitchen knife in her grasp. In her other hand was a ….
The wine bottle flew towards Ikkaku and hit its mark.
“Shit!” yelled Ikkaku as shards of glass got in his eyes.
The rest of the group started towards her, slowly. And as they approached, Eleanor slowly got to her feet. Rukia reached her first, about to use the memory chikan when Eleanor lunged at her with the knife and Rukia dodged out of the way. Eleanor continued her mad attack and lunged at Ichigo, who quickly side-stepped to narrowly avoid the blade. Next she lunged at Renji, who fell on his butt, then turned around when she heard foots steps and slashed across Yumichika’s face, who had tried to sneak up on her and didn’t expect her to hear him.
“My beautiful face!”
Eleanor next encountered Matsumoto, who had gotten the butter knife out of the wall after many attempts and much effort. Eleanor swung her knife, knocked the butter knife out of Matsumoto’s hands, cause come on, a butter knife taking on a blade like that? She swung at Matsumoto’s chest, who quickly ducked and rolled away, kicking a leg out to trip Eleanor. Eleanor saw this and jumped over the outstretched leg. Hitsugaya came at her, memory chikan at the ready. She swung and the blade sliced up from his wrist to his elbow.
“Shit…”
Eleanor made her way to the door, passing the crouching Ikkaku, who was still trying to get the glass out of his eyes. He stopped his attempts and grabbed one of Eleanor’s ankles, sending her flying. She reached behind her and stabbed Ikkaku’s hand once, twice, three times before he let go.
“Dammit, this is one crazy bitch.”
Eleanor made it to the knocked down door. She laughed manically. Free, free! Out this door and I am free!
Hitsugaya started toward her when all of a sudden, a hand appeared in the doorway with a memory chikan. Next thing they know, Eleanor was sprawled across the floor, unconscious.
The body attached to the hand came into view.
“U-Ukitake!” exclaimed Hitsugaya.
“Ah, hello Toshiro-kun,” said Ukitake, waving his hand.
“What are you doing here!”
“I heard about your problem from Yoruichi. So, I decided to help since we Shirou-chans’ need to stick together!”
Hitsugaya’s face took on an ‘oh-shit’ look. A group of people he didn’t get along with knew his embarrassing childhood nickname. “Wait…how did Yoruichi know?” He turned to look at Renji.
“Uh…I…accidentally let it slip out…”
Hitsugaya just stared at him.
“Well, we’re glad for the help,” said Ichigo. “She was trying to attack us all. Except for Inoue. Where is Inoue?” asked Ichigo, looking around.
“Right here!” Orihime exclaimed from near Ikkaku, where she was treating his wounds.
“You…were doing that the whole time?”
“Oh no, I had to use the bathroom, so I went.”
They all just stared at Orihime.
“What?”
They just kept staring.
“What about the security guards and the other people who work at the hotel?” Ichigo asked after awhile.
“What about them?” asked Renji.
“Well, there are video cameras and people probably would have heard you and Ikkaku bust down the door.”
“Oh, right. We should go erase their memories and get rid of the videos.”
“What about Eleanor?” asked Matsumoto.
“Someone can take her to Orihime’s place,” said Hitsugaya.
“Who?”
“Not me,” said Hitsugaya as he left to go erase the memories of the security guards and whoever might have heard anything. Ukitake followed him, waving bye at the other shinigami.
“You guys have fun, I have to head home. I’m late as it is, my father’s probably gonna attack me as soon as I get through the door,” said Ichigo, leaving the room.
“Me too,” said Rukia, following Ichigo.
“Hey, w-wait, that’s not fair. You just can’t leave,” said Renji, following the pair and getting into a verbal argument.
“Well, that leaves you two,” said Matsumoto looking over at Yumichika and Ikkaku.
“Why can’t you two do it?” shouted Ikkaku.
“Cause it’s a man’s job. Unless you’re admitting that you’re weaker than two girls.”
“I am not weak! Come on, Yumichika!”
“B-but…” Does he not realize that he’s been dupped?
“No buts.”
So the two 11th divison shinigami picked up Eleanor. “Man, she’s heavy.” Matsumoto was doing her best to not laugh out loud. Her plan had worked all to well.
--Later--
“You guys are just now getting here,” said Hitsugaya from the couch as the door opened to enter the quartet that were carrying Eleanor.
“Yeah. These two pansies kept asking for breaks, saying that she was ‘too heavy,’” said Matsumoto, pointing her finger behind her at the two shinigmai practically dragging Eleanor into the apartment.
“How did you get here so fast!” exclaimed Ikkaku upon seeing the 10th divison captian sitting on the couch calmly sipping tea.
“They were all in one room. Not to mention, I had help from Ukitake-taichou. And I used shunpo since I’m not carrying a heavy load.”
“W-where do we put her?” asked Yumichika. This woman was heavier than she looked.
“In there,” said Orihime, pointing at a room.
“Thanks.”
They waited a few minutes before Ikkaku and Yumichika reappeared.
“Well, we’re off,” said Yumichika.
“Yeah, bye, Shirou-chan,” said Ikkaku in a mocking voice.
A vien throbbed in Hitsugaya’s forehead as he set his mug down with more force than required.