EPIC LULZ
In case you didn't know, the Eurovision Song Contest has a Junior Version. I don't actually watch it because watching sugar sweet acts with rabidly smiling kids gives me diabetes. But my mum was channel hopping and we ended up watching the results. Listening to the commentator Cornald Maas flipping out over the Netherlands winning was the fucking funniest thing today.
Cornald: *gasp* TWELVE POINTS?!
Cornald: Belgium THANK YOU FOR THE TWELVE POINTS :D (Me: See, it's not just the Eastern Euros who know something about cronyism ;D)
Cornald: SO CLOSE, BELGIUM AND ARMENIA ON OUR HEELS.
Cornald: ZOMG WE WON. For the first time in 33 years we won some kind of Eurovision Song Contest.
Mum: *dies* It's a kids contest, for heaven's sake.
Sahar: LOL. A terrible wrong has been put right! XD
ETA: Turns out it was Sipke Jan, not Cornald Maas. This doesn't quite stop the funny for me.
And then I saw the act. Man, if this is the winner then I'm glad I didn't watch the acts. Just... look at those clothes. That dance. "Be-dabe-die-du"? (I think I cracked up at "Beetje lazy achterover, dat is me wat te chill"). I feel bad for ragging on kids but it's nice to know that the Junior version maintains that same level of quality as the normal Eurovision Song Contest. (Read: No quality whatsoever. XD)
(Okay, I admit it, I watched some of the others. LOL, the Belgian girl yodels in her song. Ahahahaha!)
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Cornald: *gasp* TWELVE POINTS?!
Cornald: Belgium THANK YOU FOR THE TWELVE POINTS :D (Me: See, it's not just the Eastern Euros who know something about cronyism ;D)
Cornald: SO CLOSE, BELGIUM AND ARMENIA ON OUR HEELS.
Cornald: ZOMG WE WON. For the first time in 33 years we won some kind of Eurovision Song Contest.
Mum: *dies* It's a kids contest, for heaven's sake.
Sahar: LOL. A terrible wrong has been put right! XD
ETA: Turns out it was Sipke Jan, not Cornald Maas. This doesn't quite stop the funny for me.
And then I saw the act. Man, if this is the winner then I'm glad I didn't watch the acts. Just... look at those clothes. That dance. "Be-dabe-die-du"? (I think I cracked up at "Beetje lazy achterover, dat is me wat te chill"). I feel bad for ragging on kids but it's nice to know that the Junior version maintains that same level of quality as the normal Eurovision Song Contest. (Read: No quality whatsoever. XD)
(Okay, I admit it, I watched some of the others. LOL, the Belgian girl yodels in her song. Ahahahaha!)
P.S. Vote on my stamping app if you're a member of westerosorting. >.>