Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I put gum in
l0veannie's hair (-12 points). Last week I gave
hot_hirotoa life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for
_lamiai_(10 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (366 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
cloud5