summer of spy

[clouberding]

rating: t-ish for tweenz bc language but not really
characters: carina, sarah, alex
a/n: i was driving to the airport to pick my big brother up and this popped in my head for god knows why because i honestly have no clue where it came from. it would seem i have a gift for absurd crack.
summary:Camp Little Hawk

Comments

[slybrunette]

Oh my fucking god I am so glad this exists because it will provide endless lulz for weeks to come. And I mean that in a good way. I mean it's crack, what else would you expect.

So many things I loved. I actually super love your formatting for the intro, just because it's such an excellent way to set the story and also line repetition is a thing for me, but that's stupid shit you don't actually care about. UM. How much do I love Carina and Sarah's power dynamics here? A lot. Of course Sarah is the one who actually calls the shots. Doing this from Carina's POV is such an interesting stylistic choice but, with the introduction of Alex, I think it definitely does amp up the humor. I enjoyed the begrudging sort of way that Carina came around to Alex, and all the girls interactions (why wasn't there more girl bonding on this show? why couldn't we have all girl missions? this show, man, such a let down) were so great.

This:

(Carina swears she’s enjoying the distress she’s causing because no one should smile that much looking at elevator shaft blueprints.)

and this:

“Thank you for coming to save me,” Alex says, turning her face up so she can see Carina. It has a touch of something when she says it, although Carina doesn’t mind much. She isn’t expecting this, so it’s really only fair if she tries to savor the moment.

“And?”

“And…I’m sorry I made a stupid rookie mistake and needed saving in the first place?”

cracked me the fuck up.

Also, viruses actually just being emails with video of puppies falling down is the single most hilarious-slash-ridiculous thing ever. I mean, it's spy summer camp so duh but LOL. And Carina being bitter about the cupcakes ruining her badassery is beautiful. The whole ending is just fucking adorable and I just love it! So good!