Lioncrest

[clothes_box]

That bastard, I'm going to kill him! I can't believe he abandoned me in my time of need to come back here and flirt with everyone with a pulse!!

Where's that butler they promised they woudl have waiting for me? I need them to help me hide the body.

Comments

[hontonisekkachi]

Wait, what happened?! What time of need?! Did I miss the gossip?!

Oh, and, uh, welcome back!

[clothes_box]

Yes, I was pregnant with Koharu's bastard child and he ran away and had numerous affairs on me.

[hontonisekkachi]

...WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!

[clothes_box]

I know. Jerk right? So gonna help me kill him?

[hontonisekkachi]

Totally!!!!!!!!! What are you gonna do now?!?!?!?!?!

But, uh... I... don't think I'd be very good at killing...

[clothes_box]

I had to give the child up because Koharu wouldn't make a respectable lady out of me and my parents didn't want a bastard!!!! ;-;

You can keep a look out. I'm sure if anyone's coming you'll yell loud enough that we'll hear you over the digger.

[hontonisekkachi]

THAT'S SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!

...I can try?

[clothes_box]

I'm still crying into my pillow.

Good enough.

[hontonisekkachi]

I'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!! Is there anything I can, like... do for you?!?!?!?!