Jun 18, 2011 01:50
Signs that my life isn't going well:
The Honda Civic I 'bought' last week in Gran Turismo 5 has more mileage than the actual Honda Civic I bought a year ago.
I had a pint of ice cream and three beers for dinner.
When I'm at work I want to be at home. When I'm home, I wish I was at work.
I'm 40 sit-ups away from murdering a hooker while spouting praise for the works of Phil Collins.