Sep 14, 2010 02:37
How to perpetuate a rumour that you're the crazy enough to have killed a man in Reno just so that you could watch him die in four easy steps.
1. Travel to Reno.
2. Kill a man and watch him die.
3. Wait ten years.
4. Tell Chatty Cathy at the local pub whilst in disguise.
There you have it. Instant street credibility in badassery; the "don't mess with that guy, he killed a man in Reno just to watch him die" badassery.
No. I'm not feeling very creative lately, but you're not paying for my services so you may piss off.