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So for some strange reason I feel like sharing, I haven't been feeling all that great in the potty department lately. I was having a bit difficulty going potty, I tried coffee and more coffee, bran muffins, raisin bran, and still no such luck. Although others might feel embarrassed to share this I have no shame. Still feeling a bit "clogged", Tim was kind enough to go to the local drugstore for some, shall we say "encouragers". He chose a substance containing magnesium sulfate. Lemon flavored and added to some vitamin water wasn't bad at all to drink. Now I took this lovely drink yesterday morning, I had no real plans till the evening and the box said will work in 1-6 hours. I waited...waited...then about an hour before I was to leave it hit me...I thought I was dying and everytime I thought ok ok I am good I'd get up go to the living room and quickly race back to the bathroom. So for the rest of the evening I did eat. Which leads me to this morning, starved. I ate a nice breakfast of cereal (LIFE) and yogurt. And here I am stuck in the same mess...I think I read the bottle wrong instead of taking 1-6 hours to work it's 1-6 days of shitting your brains out!!!
Good thing I have no where to go tonight...

An old friend well sorta friend called me the other day and this entry I hope explains why I haven't had the chance to call you back...so when I can live like a normal person and not be on the toliet 24 hours a day, I will call you back. Does it help to say I was truly touched you called, cause I was.