mtv's JERSEY SHORE
Good morning!
I want to say that i've been doing really well not getting overly sucked into the tube lately, i've also tried not to be a complete hermit, or spend too much money, or even eat meat.
i've only fucked up on all of these accounts a couple times in the past two months and i gotta say the most ridiculous relapse has happened today! just this morning in fact and its actually still in progress. one overly tanned loud mouth italian girl and a sickly ripped and arrogant italian boy in the first 10 minutes of morning tv viewing and I CANT TURN IT OFF. ahhhhh i feel a sizzling in my head but my eyes wont avert. now im going to go on and give my totally unnecessary opinions on people in the house. hooray!
snooki... idek, please calm down. i like you least out of all the girls.
angelina... i know i probably should be irritated by you but i want to know you and i want you to have my back. plus youre the most attractive girl in the house and come on ill be shallow right now im watching fucking jersey shore.
sweetheart... i really like you more than the other girls and im sorry you fell for the situation player heartbreaker [i did too].
jwoww and dj pauly... blech just blech.
the situation... what the fuck! you fucking casanova, dont be a genuine honey if you wanna play the game im disappointed in you i thought you could handle your shit better than you have. if youre gonna play the game go play but dont play emotions. fuck the slut not the sweetheart. just because youre the cutest guy in the house doesnt give you a free get by as a douchebag pass. i really like you! get good man.
ronnie... from what ive seen and you sticking close to the house girls instead of the beach sluts i def dig you right now. also i want some ronron juice.
vinny... i havent been paying attention to you but you obviously arent as irritating as pauly.
sorry for that i couldnt help myself.
EDIT: sweetheart you fucking whore, mike was trying, i mean come the fuck on you could see that and you hopped on someone else, ronrons juice cannot be that good to crush a player quitting the games heart. WHATAFUCKINGBITCH. mike let the douchebaggyness begin.
after rereading all that i feel like ive been possessed by an obsessive dramaqueen... scary shit! ahahaha im really done now.
happy wednesday!
im house sitting all day woohoo.
I want to say that i've been doing really well not getting overly sucked into the tube lately, i've also tried not to be a complete hermit, or spend too much money, or even eat meat.
i've only fucked up on all of these accounts a couple times in the past two months and i gotta say the most ridiculous relapse has happened today! just this morning in fact and its actually still in progress. one overly tanned loud mouth italian girl and a sickly ripped and arrogant italian boy in the first 10 minutes of morning tv viewing and I CANT TURN IT OFF. ahhhhh i feel a sizzling in my head but my eyes wont avert. now im going to go on and give my totally unnecessary opinions on people in the house. hooray!
snooki... idek, please calm down. i like you least out of all the girls.
angelina... i know i probably should be irritated by you but i want to know you and i want you to have my back. plus youre the most attractive girl in the house and come on ill be shallow right now im watching fucking jersey shore.
sweetheart... i really like you more than the other girls and im sorry you fell for the situation player heartbreaker [i did too].
jwoww and dj pauly... blech just blech.
the situation... what the fuck! you fucking casanova, dont be a genuine honey if you wanna play the game im disappointed in you i thought you could handle your shit better than you have. if youre gonna play the game go play but dont play emotions. fuck the slut not the sweetheart. just because youre the cutest guy in the house doesnt give you a free get by as a douchebag pass. i really like you! get good man.
ronnie... from what ive seen and you sticking close to the house girls instead of the beach sluts i def dig you right now. also i want some ronron juice.
vinny... i havent been paying attention to you but you obviously arent as irritating as pauly.
sorry for that i couldnt help myself.
EDIT: sweetheart you fucking whore, mike was trying, i mean come the fuck on you could see that and you hopped on someone else, ronrons juice cannot be that good to crush a player quitting the games heart. WHATAFUCKINGBITCH. mike let the douchebaggyness begin.
after rereading all that i feel like ive been possessed by an obsessive dramaqueen... scary shit! ahahaha im really done now.
happy wednesday!
im house sitting all day woohoo.