I've been watching a lot of PBS lately. In fact, I'm watching PBS right now and they're talking about tea... they're showing a market with bags full of tea and it looks so much like weed... not that I would know... but its exactly how I imagined it. And the host just took off his shirt... I have no clue why but he did that but its off. Now its back on and he's yapping away while walking across the street... and he didn't get hit by a car. I'm actually pretty impressed because he didn't even look both ways. He just walked right into the street. I was expecting something to happened like a plane crashing on him but he crossed safely. I'm sure the conscious-minded parent who are watching this with their children probably wont even think twice about this until their kid runs into the street while talking to an invisible camera. Now they're playing ping pong with a child on one side of the table and our very much middle aged host on the other. And his shirt is off again... so is the child's. Its getting creepy so I'm gonna stop watching.
Dont ask, dont tell.