Impalement is my solution to everything lately..." THE RANT

Dec 17, 2006 18:10

    If my dad does not stopping fucking accusing me of being boy crazy and making insinuations of me being a whore,slut, etc. I am going to kill him! I mean it too! One more word from that mother focking asshole and I am going to SERIOUSLY LOSE IT!

My mom wonders why we don't get along. She likes to say that it's b/c we're too much alike that we aggrivate each other. I like to say it's b/c he is an arrogant bastard who is to used to people stepping down that he can't take it when someone challenges him.

Course I was just annoyed with him for going on this whole insulting rant about me when I got home from spending the night at Kacy's b/c I forgot to call and tell them I was coming home but now  I am pissed. I forgot this one time to call and that somehow makes me an inconsiderate, terrible, and boy crazy whore. I WANT TO SMASH HIS FREAKING FACE IN! *breathes in...and out deeply*

This is why I think that crap about girls dating guys like their fathers is bullshit. Eli is nice, funny, smart, caring, popular with people, talented, cute, caring, etc. and my dad is tempermental, arrogant, stupid, angry, uptight, rarely laughs and never makes jokes, anti-social, and just all over a general asshat. This is also why I am not introducing the two. I don't want my dad to contminate Eli.

I am going to imaple my father in his sleep. Just like I am going to impale other people for being annoying and pushing in between me and Eli when we are standing together... whores....

Well I don't feel better but I have to go get my stuff ready and calm myself down before I get arrested for trying to assault my father with a kitchen knife.

~MJ~

impalement, eli

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