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Steve Bachxx0r, the roxx0r, definatley is not appocolypse proofed. Should avoid all forms of gangster-stride in any area of concentrated testosterone.
The most unbelievable store I've ever seen. It's barely even a store, more like dirty shelves and a checkout. This must've been where the Garden of Eden was.
I guess you can say Bach is...checking himself out? Or you could say he's being a total idiot, dancing with deluxe paint rollers and trying to cover up the fact that there was a sign right behind him clearly stating that store credit can't be used at self-checkouts.
There is most certainly not a door of any kind here.
Speaks for itself.
MAME at the start of the day, baby got no back yet.
If the MAME turned into a human overnight (certainly with help from some old lady in a dress, who's somehow able to fly and has magical powers on hand just for the sole purpose of converting a partially finished arcade machine into a partially completed human) it'd definately have no lower spine; just a flap of scrunched skin between your head and torso sliding around. And if it ever tried to join the military, it would be totally accepted. Everyone would love someone you could call "Slappy Slidey Spine."
"I'd call it...the grapes of my lonliness."
Not even Robocop could stop us now.