Confound You, James.
If you have more than 40, you're spoiled
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
(4) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(6) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(7) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(8) a working dishwasher
(9) an icemaker
(10) a working washer and dryer
(11) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(12) at least ten things from a designer store
(13) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art, not lithographs or prints.
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(14) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership (technically, since the school gym is part of our mandatory fees)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(16) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(17) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(18) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(19) good credit
(20) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(21) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(22) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(23) wear perfume or cologne
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money
(24) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(25) been on a cruise
(26) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(27) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attended private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Grand Total: 27
I got a little scared there at the beginning...but I stayed under the 40+=spoiled range.
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
(3) an iPod
(4) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(6) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(7) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(8) a working dishwasher
(9) an icemaker
(10) a working washer and dryer
(11) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(12) at least ten things from a designer store
(13) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art, not lithographs or prints.
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(14) a multi-speed bike
(15) a gym membership (technically, since the school gym is part of our mandatory fees)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(16) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(17) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(18) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(19) good credit
(20) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(21) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
(22) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(23) wear perfume or cologne
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money
(24) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(25) been on a cruise
(26) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(27) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attended private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Grand Total: 27
I got a little scared there at the beginning...but I stayed under the 40+=spoiled range.