I've had enough!
I'm suing. Who am I suing? I don't know, but if this 14-year-old wins her $30 million lawsuit against MySpace, I'm suing SOMEBODY.
I'm going to sue Little Debbies for child support. Ryan's dad used to deliver Little Debbies to the K-Mart where I worked. He and I hooked up because we met there...doesn't that make them partially responsible?
I'm suing Wal-Mart. If they didn't have such low everyday prices, I wouldn't spend so much money when I went in there.
I'm suing.....ummm..aw hell, I'll think of some other people.
If this teeny bopper wins, I'll be LIVID. Maybe I'll sue her parents. You know, if they had been properly supervising her or teaching her to be smarter than a stick, she wouldn't have gotten raped, she wouldn't have sued, and I wouldn't have high blood pressure from being so PISSED OFF.
There. Take that.
I'm going to sue Little Debbies for child support. Ryan's dad used to deliver Little Debbies to the K-Mart where I worked. He and I hooked up because we met there...doesn't that make them partially responsible?
I'm suing Wal-Mart. If they didn't have such low everyday prices, I wouldn't spend so much money when I went in there.
I'm suing.....ummm..aw hell, I'll think of some other people.
If this teeny bopper wins, I'll be LIVID. Maybe I'll sue her parents. You know, if they had been properly supervising her or teaching her to be smarter than a stick, she wouldn't have gotten raped, she wouldn't have sued, and I wouldn't have high blood pressure from being so PISSED OFF.
There. Take that.