Out of gas on lovers leap
Hi kids! What’s shakin’? Well, well… what a magical day today was. Full of twists and turns, ups and downs, and those little loopy loops everyone loves so much. Sit back and brace yourself as I take you on an unpredictable ride!
Our first obstacle to overcome on this ride is my awakening. I got a wake up call this morning from Jason at like 9 cause, Jason needed a place to have band practice. You see, all the cool kids are in bands and they call up there friends and ask them if they have somewhere to practice just to make sure they haven’t forgotten that they are in fact in a band. Well maybe Jason was genuine and really did need a place to practice and didn’t just want to seem cool. But I didn’t really know of such a place, so I told him to call Gera cause he’s also in a band! Don-don-don! After the unexpected wake-up I went back to sleep for a few hours till like 3. Then I woke up and tackled breakfast by pouring myself a big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
After I punched all that stuff in the face and make it cry like a little girl who dropped the ice cream off her waffle cone… we ran into trouble. Taco Bell night! See now TB is a dirty little trickster. And you have to be real careful when you go to a TB night cause you never know what you’ll run into. Luckily I’m experienced in this area and was able to walk into TB like I owned the place. However, I first had to find a ride. I called Melissa but she didn’t answer, and then Alyssa said she would take me. But then Melissa made an unexpected comeback winning the chance to drive Brent to TB. So Melissa picked me up and we went there in our victory ride. We arrived to find the whole crew there. I gave all the chicks hugs and all the guys BJ’s… JUST KIDDING!!! I decided to save my money and didn’t get food but I did get a drink, but check this… I went to go buy the drink and the chick that was at the drive-thru window saw me waiting to make my order and there was no one else around and she had people waiting, so since all I was getting was a drink and she was in a hurry she just let me have it! Hahah! I am God… okay not really, I could be I just don’t wanna :: sticks out tongue ::. After we had been at taco bell a few hours Gera called me after just getting off work, so he stopped by. After all the cool kids left it was just Me, Alyssa, Melissa, Chris, Taylor, and Gera and we were all skateboarding… I totally think we could get sponsored. Anyway eventually they called the cops on us and the mean PoPo made us leave. I left with Gera and we went to the park in his hood so he could piss and then he took me home. I then proceeded to dig into my large pepperoni pizza from Papa John’s.
Ahhh! This is where it takes a turn for the worst people, hold on tight. As I’m digging into my pizza Gera calls me… he has run out of gas. :: funeral music plays :: So I woke up my mom and had her drive to the gas station and then bring him some gas. It was close but we made it! We survived. The ride was almost over. All I had to do was get home, pop in some Barry Manilow and I was set.
So I finally reached home base. Popped in Manilow’s greatest hits and called up Langdon who I’m talking to right now… actually she just said she’s going to bed… party pooper.
The ride is over. I survived… Did you!?!? If you did your probably pretty out of breath, I mean not many people experience such a crazy day! We were tossed all around up and down… but we made it out alive, and that’s all that matters. Man I wish everyday could be an adventure!
Well I’m off to slay a dragon, night
Our first obstacle to overcome on this ride is my awakening. I got a wake up call this morning from Jason at like 9 cause, Jason needed a place to have band practice. You see, all the cool kids are in bands and they call up there friends and ask them if they have somewhere to practice just to make sure they haven’t forgotten that they are in fact in a band. Well maybe Jason was genuine and really did need a place to practice and didn’t just want to seem cool. But I didn’t really know of such a place, so I told him to call Gera cause he’s also in a band! Don-don-don! After the unexpected wake-up I went back to sleep for a few hours till like 3. Then I woke up and tackled breakfast by pouring myself a big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
After I punched all that stuff in the face and make it cry like a little girl who dropped the ice cream off her waffle cone… we ran into trouble. Taco Bell night! See now TB is a dirty little trickster. And you have to be real careful when you go to a TB night cause you never know what you’ll run into. Luckily I’m experienced in this area and was able to walk into TB like I owned the place. However, I first had to find a ride. I called Melissa but she didn’t answer, and then Alyssa said she would take me. But then Melissa made an unexpected comeback winning the chance to drive Brent to TB. So Melissa picked me up and we went there in our victory ride. We arrived to find the whole crew there. I gave all the chicks hugs and all the guys BJ’s… JUST KIDDING!!! I decided to save my money and didn’t get food but I did get a drink, but check this… I went to go buy the drink and the chick that was at the drive-thru window saw me waiting to make my order and there was no one else around and she had people waiting, so since all I was getting was a drink and she was in a hurry she just let me have it! Hahah! I am God… okay not really, I could be I just don’t wanna :: sticks out tongue ::. After we had been at taco bell a few hours Gera called me after just getting off work, so he stopped by. After all the cool kids left it was just Me, Alyssa, Melissa, Chris, Taylor, and Gera and we were all skateboarding… I totally think we could get sponsored. Anyway eventually they called the cops on us and the mean PoPo made us leave. I left with Gera and we went to the park in his hood so he could piss and then he took me home. I then proceeded to dig into my large pepperoni pizza from Papa John’s.
Ahhh! This is where it takes a turn for the worst people, hold on tight. As I’m digging into my pizza Gera calls me… he has run out of gas. :: funeral music plays :: So I woke up my mom and had her drive to the gas station and then bring him some gas. It was close but we made it! We survived. The ride was almost over. All I had to do was get home, pop in some Barry Manilow and I was set.
So I finally reached home base. Popped in Manilow’s greatest hits and called up Langdon who I’m talking to right now… actually she just said she’s going to bed… party pooper.
The ride is over. I survived… Did you!?!? If you did your probably pretty out of breath, I mean not many people experience such a crazy day! We were tossed all around up and down… but we made it out alive, and that’s all that matters. Man I wish everyday could be an adventure!
Well I’m off to slay a dragon, night