I'm a Good Mother, really.
Just a Bad Person. Seriously, ever have one of those days at work, you know child care when all the babies seem to hate you, make you depressed and ultimatley make you feel as though you wouldn't be able to control your own child, or that your own kid may turn out that way. Yeah, I had one of those days...then I "danced the hula with the sales clerk" at my old job. Yeah, went home with free stuff, i know bad me. I really need to stop dancing there. It lowers my moral values and ultimately makes me an evil human being.