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Apr 06, 2011 20:56


[Good morning! On your feed today is an angry clone musician thingy.]

Is not one concerned with the amount of humans infesting this place? I can't look anywhere without one of them crawling up my sleeve! Is there no end to them? Are there no clones whatsoever, excepting myself? Is there anybody here who is not human?

[Bawwwww. Feels like Shiro. ( Read more... )

come to me not!humans, getitoffgetitoff, ew gross, this is his sos, plz help, !ic, *video

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disruptstatice April 7 2011, 13:21:22 UTC
[And on your feed today is a bug. Yep, just a bug, on a plain surface, nothing else.

Because those things might crawl up your sleeve, but humans sure don't.

:3c]

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clonezart April 7 2011, 21:39:40 UTC
[Mozart lets out a scoff. Why is there a bug on his Dreamberry? He does not approve!]

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disruptstatice April 8 2011, 05:06:10 UTC
[Deal with it. It's just a bug.

And from outside the screen, Leo starts humming a cheery tune as he pokes at the bug with a thin stick. Which it doesn't approve of and it snaps at the stick with its talons.

He only chuckles.]

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clonezart April 8 2011, 05:21:45 UTC
[Mozart watches with slight interest. It's just a bug. What matters what happens to it?]

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disruptstatice April 8 2011, 05:30:35 UTC
[He waits until the bug stops looking offended, and then picks it up and puts it on his sleeve so that it can crawl up it like bugs do sometimes, as he turns the Dreamberry around, smiling at the screen.]

If you're not human, what are you then?

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clonezart April 8 2011, 05:54:18 UTC
[He sighs. That's too bad. He thought something interesting might happen.]

Do I have to repeat that I am a clone again?

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disruptstatice April 8 2011, 06:21:50 UTC
[Nah, sorry, he just wanted to see if there would be an amusing reaction. Sadly, that wasn't the case. Ah well.]

But you look human, so if you are a clone that means you're the clone of a human, right? How does that make you any different from us "regular" humans?

[He imagines they work the same way, but maybe he's wrong.

But if anything, they ought to be mostly built the same at least.]

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clonezart April 8 2011, 06:54:25 UTC
[He's a douche. There is no such thing as fun. Also Mozart will never see this so he's okay with praising him.]

Remember this: my original is no mere human. He's a genius! Just like me.

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disruptstatice April 8 2011, 12:27:25 UTC
A genius? How so?

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clonezart April 8 2011, 22:51:53 UTC
It's said that Mozart could recite any melody with or without variation after hearing it only once. He was a master of improvisation.

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disruptstatice April 8 2011, 23:46:24 UTC
[Perks up!]

He was a musician?

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clonezart April 9 2011, 00:16:55 UTC
He was.

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disruptstatice April 9 2011, 10:12:10 UTC
If you're his clone, are you a musician too?

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clonezart April 10 2011, 05:26:44 UTC
I am. I wouldn't be much of a clone if I wasn't.

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disruptstatice April 10 2011, 17:28:44 UTC
Do you happen to play the piano?

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clonezart April 12 2011, 04:25:56 UTC
Yes, I do. Are you a fan?

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