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[clonezart]

[Good morning! On your feed today is an angry clone musician thingy.]

Is not one concerned with the amount of humans infesting this place? I can't look anywhere without one of them crawling up my sleeve! Is there no end to them? Are there no clones whatsoever, excepting myself? Is there anybody here who is not human?

[Bawwwww. Feels like Shiro.

Comments

[gesangvoll]

I thought we've been over this before. I am not human. Admittedly, though, I hardly see what your issue with them might be.

[clonezart]

You mentioned before that you are both a human and a country. Which is it?

[gesangvoll]

I am a country. I have a human name, yes, but that is for day-to-day situations such as heading out and enjoying what Vienna or other places have to offer. That does not make me human, however.

[clonezart]

Why bother having a human identity at all? You're above it!

[gesangvoll]

Our first meeting is a perfect example of why. People would think me insane if I introduced myself as Austria.

[clonezart]

That time... I don't remember it well.

The fact of the matter is that you're Austria.

[gesangvoll]

I'm glad you believe me, but it seems to be a difficult concept for others to grasp.

[clonezart]

The amount of humans in Somarium surely has something to do with it. They're hesitant to accept such things.

[gesangvoll]

Yes, but I can't say I blame them entirely. Surely if I were in their place, I would find it odd.

[clonezart]

Your citizens accept it, do they not?

[gesangvoll]

When speaking with anyone not a member of my royal family, I use my human name. It avoids confusion that way.

[clonezart]

How convenient.

[gesangvoll]

Why do you say that?

[clonezart]

Nothing at all. [chuckling]

[gesangvoll]

No, really. Please elaborate. I would like to know what's so amusing.

[clonezart]

There's nothing to elaborate on, sir.

[Just. Keeping it to himself. Humans are so useless.]