my plumbing is all screwed up. because it turns out, i do not own a garbage disposal.

Jan 09, 2006 18:22

i wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' "dude, these are isotopes." "dude, we removed your kidney. you're gonna be fine." "dude, i am so stoked to win this nobel prize.

'sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. sort of. it's just a filler. sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. but after certain things, sort of means everything. like after "i love you" or "you're going to live" or "it's a boy."

i like clothes, you know. i dig fabrics. one of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. but when you're not it does just the opposite. it's like, "hey, there's an asshole." but when you're in the woods you're like, "is there an asshole out here?"
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