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For linguistic deprivation to look at all political, as opposed to purely accidental, requires more than that someone benefits from the bias thereby introduced. Deprivation in the political context implies that someone else is responsible for imposing the limitation, for withholding that those deprived are seen as lacking. Linguistic deprivation ( Read more... )

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GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 22:52:01 UTC
Bridge is an art not best conducted with a blood alcohol content sufficient to make a woman be honest about her opinion of her dear friend's dress, Lady Rust reflected, a little late. Her partner's hands were beginning to tremble noticeably; worse, she was still laughing at her own joke, while Lady Selachii, whose dress it had been, aimed determinedly for absolute zero in her psychic emanations.

Lady Rust didn't regret her unwise choice of partner too much, though, given that she had caught Ronald getting fitted for cowls again only the other evening, and robes were ridiculously expensive these days, the city having rather a shortage of conspicuously uncapitalized seeamstresses.

Mrs. Palm, as if reading her thoughts, smiled pleasantly at her from across the table and said, without breaking eye contact, "More gin, Sara?"

"Please," said Sara, mid-snort. Lady Rust decided to take drastic measures, and intercepted the little bottle. Sara made a displeased sound, but Lady Rust had already emptied it into her own glass, which was that, really. If she was going to clean up any vomit this evening, it was damn well going to be her own, and she was going to have enjoyed it thoroughly, first.

"Cheers," she said, and they entered on the fifth trick with the synchronized faint gurgling of distinctly unladylike swallows(1).

(1) Excepting Sarah, who hiccuped, instead.

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 22:57:39 UTC
Lady Rust didn't regret her unwise choice of partner too much, though, given that she had caught Ronald getting fitted for cowls again only the other evening, and robes were ridiculously expensive these days, the city having rather a shortage of conspicuously uncapitalized seeamstresses.

♥♥♥ FLAILS AT YOOOOOOOOOOOOU! ♥♥♥

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 22:59:38 UTC
He may lose money, but she's going to lose MORE money, so THERE.

It's a sensible marriage, I think.

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:01:39 UTC
He's got enough money to lose and she's damn well going to have fun doing it. Sounds sensible to me! :'D

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 23:03:05 UTC
And if he asks, well. "It went to charity, dear."

<3

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:04:53 UTC
♥♥♥ I AM BEING DISTRACTED IN THE DIRECTION OF LADY RUST NOW. And if it wasn't so late and I wasn't so sleepy, I might do something about it. :'D

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 23:08:21 UTC
ONE DAY I WILL CATCH YOU WITH ~DISTRACTION~ AT THE PEAK OF YOUR ENERGY ETC.

AND THEN, LO, THERE WILL BE, idk, EXPLOSIONS OR SOMETHING.

I know because it's already happened at least once. :'D

And the nicest thing about Lady Rust is that she doesn't exist, in canon. Or, well, her existence is strongly implied, given mention of an Heir, but you know, she is not named, she does not appear, &c. Lots of room to play, which I know is your specialty. 8D

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:16:38 UTC
She doesn't? I could have sworn --

-- *twitch* --

DON'T DO THAT TO ME, I ALREADY HAVE TOO MUCH ON THE GO, DO YOU EVER WANT TO GET OUT OF THE BARROWDOWNS? :'D

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 23:22:15 UTC
Not as far as I know, no. And I am pretty well up on useless Discworld minutiae, although not as well as a few years ago, I admit.

:)

Let's just say I would be willing to rearrange my travel plans and get out the tent, if necessary, hm? Plus, it is such a joy to see you writhe.

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:31:29 UTC
I see.

:S

YOU ARE SO ~MEAN~ :'(

(dammit, but I kind of do want to write AM's society ladies having ~FUN~ together now and doing ridiculous stuff and being amused by their clueless husbands, and I'm not sure how much that's just my tendency to get ~DISTRACTED~ by things when I should be doing other things WOE IS ME ekcetra)

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 23:35:43 UTC
*wink of great winkitude*

:)))

I am being cruel to be kind. Well. Actually, the other way around, more or less. But it's an aphorism, innit? which ought to count for something.

(It's not just a tendency to get distracted! It is a natural and healthsome urge, did I not my own self succumb to it? (They could cross paths with Cheery Littlebottom and Angua and Sally and Tawny whilst bar-hopping, just IMAGINE the Ensuing that would, well, ensue!))

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:40:39 UTC
*glowers*

:'(

You are a most accomplished shoulder-demon and I salute you for it.

(And yes, yes you did. Although you don't yet seem to have succumbed satisfactorily to the Holmes crack impulse I was trying to inculcate. *accusing squint* (STOPPITSTOPPIT hmph. I mean. The world does not need more fanfic set in AM!))

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 23:45:17 UTC
*carefully mistakes your grimace for an answering smile*

:)))))))))))))))

I have no idea what you're talking about, naturally, but I'll take the salute, it might come in handy.

(Well, that's because it's so much easier to pop out two paragraphs of Lady Rust contemplating her nosediving chances of winning than it is to write a full-length piece of delicious Holmesian crack. Besides, I am so very contrary. (Well, then. They could be with their ambassadoring husbands. In Lancre, perhaps. Trying scumble. Being thoroughly disapproved of by the resident witches, in a pass-the-cards-I-say-I-do-believe-I-have-a-Mr.-Onion sort of way, with bonus fashion advice for Mz. Esmeralda. That sort of thing. ...No?))

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:49:07 UTC
(*sadface* at you and your contrariness. (... or YOU could write it! You lay out such delightful possibilities! :D)

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT possibly_thrice April 21 2010, 23:51:40 UTC
(*sadface* at you and your sleepiness. (I can't believe you would say that to some young person whose frontal lobe is not fully developed and who has four AP tests, key to her future success as an employable person, coming up in a mere fortnight. We'll just pretend you never mentioned it, shall we?))

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Re: GAMBLING AND TIPSINESS AND EXCITEMENT clodia_metelli April 21 2010, 23:57:32 UTC
(General *sadface* all round, especially since it is five to one and therefore sleeptime. (How terribly unsporting of you to claim the moral high ground like that. A mere fortnight, you say? How exciting. I should start winching my expectations to High already, I guess. *pokes you in your frontal lobe*))

Oh, and before I forget, another Nice Person admired your Luthien icon this morning. Such a nice icon. *pets it* :'D

*departs*

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