HERE IS MY RIFLE, HERE IS MY GUN. THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING THIS ONE'S FOR FUN.
1. Two weekends dead in the water. Boo! Let the madness end.
2. I have New MacBook! Meetings are funner when you're browsing THE SARTORIALIST while listening to the Account Director drone on about marketing objectives.
3. TRILOGY is ONLY the best store ever (At least in a 3-mile radius around the office). They carry the Obama OBEY shirts which I got for Rue, and they've got some awesome Dunk Highs too. And some japanese Star Wars shirts. And Fish atwork coffee table book.
Oh they've got a restaurant that serves BTS beer-battered fish and chips. Okay not BTS, because the only thing BTS is a BJ from a DJ.
4. I kinda want you to read my blog. My OTHER blog, the one with the comics and the movies and the clothes and the FLAAAAVIN (That's a Simpsons reference, FYI). It's on windupninja.blogspot.com/ and it's my way of spreading comics and pop culture where the sun don't shine. So yeah, bookmark it, yes?
5. Kanye West has been quoted sying "“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.” This coming from a guy who wears Venetian blinds instead of sunglasses. Nice one, cockhole. Diss literacy and promote being a self-absorbed noveau-rich has-been.