I have two bachelor's degrees and I can't get a job at the dollar store.
People wonder why I worry so much about the future.
In other news, this is the best warranty ever.
Maybe this is a new genre and something to look forward to: creative nonfiction trickling down into warranty writing, software manuals, microwave oven instructions, parking tickets.
At any rate, I'm getting to think about writing a creative nonfiction classified ad.