Mike's answers to questions stolen from Emma, after i told him he hasta have reasons for everything
1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Alseep, in my bed, because i was tired, and thus, sleeping
2. How did you get the idea for your LJ name?
i don't have a lj name, but if i had one, it would be afteralongtimepooing.... i dunno, that one fell apart as i was saying it.
3. What song are you listening to right now?
i don't know, (turns to amy) what are we listening to?
4. What color is your cell phone?
blue? because it is a blue cell phone?
5. Do you click on pop-ups?
I don't get pop ups and if i did, no, because pop-ups are the spawn of satan
6. Do you own an iPod?
yes because i wanted an ipod
7. What was the first thing you thought this mornin?
got out of bed, because i wanted to get out of bed. can i have a glass of water, please? one of your three will suffice, preferably the newest one...
9. What did you do last night?
i don't remember, i was probably high on crack. what did i do last night? played Halo II until my mind blew out of my brain, then moved my car.
10. What do you hope to do this weekend?
um, ... i dunno. what do you hope to do this weekend? miss "asking me all the damn questions".
11. What are the last two digits of your cell phone number?
2,7 because they are 2,7
12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
Qudoba and ice cream, in that order, because they are the two things that i ate, in that order.
13. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you hugged?
i assume amy, i don't recall hugging anyone in the recent future, or past, for that, matter.
14. What was the last movie you watched?
eurotrip, but only part of it. i gave up to play Halo II. stupid Halo II.
15. What do you dislike at the moment?
having to answer 50 of these goddamn questions, because i don't want to answer 50 of these goddamn questions (spins in desk chair to glare at amy)
16. What food are you craving?
i'm, not craving anything, because i jsut ate Qudoba and ice cream
17. What did you dream last night?
um, i don't remember, though the night before i had a pretty crazy dream. i dreamed that i had to water all of my dad's plants, so i was jsut goin' around, water all these plants. it was pretty weird, actually.
18. What's the last tv show you watched?
actually, i think i watched Big Train last, though it is a toss up between that at Red Dwarf
19. Name 1 person who is most like you?
um.. i dunno, who's most like me? aw, fuck it. i'm one of a kind.
20. Do you always lock your door?
car door? or door, like, to my room? in general, yes.
21. Are you on any medication?
no because i'm not on any medication.
22. Do you like someone?
Ye, yes? and what a sad, lonly existance if i didn't.
23. How many piercings/tattoos do you have?
zero?
24. Where's your favorite place to be?
in bed, asleep.
25. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
um, i don't know. EVERYONE.
26. When was the last text you sent?
aum, not that long ago, because it was not that long ago.
27. Do you care what people think about you?
sure, because, sure.
28. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
no. because, no. and i said so.
29. Where do you wish you were right now?
i dunno.
30. What is your font color on AIM/MSN/YM?
font colour? black? because the font color is black?
31. Where do you live?
in colorado, because that is where i live.
32. Have you ever beat someone up?
nope, because i haven't beat someone up.
33. Do you like the person who posted this last?
of course!
34. Do you know their birthday?
no, because i don't know when their birthday is, when Emma's birthday is, i guess.
35. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
auumm.. i dunno.
36. What words do you say a lot?
(amy adds- "auuummm") auum, i don't know.
37. What do you smell like right now?
sweat.
38. What is your favorite color?
aum, blue, because my favorite colour is blue?
39. Do you like mustard?
auum, yes? including gery pupon, but not all the time.
40. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
(shakes head in silence) them times, they be hard
41. Would you ever sky dive?
no. yes. maybe. it depends if it was free or not, and if i had a parachuete
42. What color is your pillow case?
blue, because the pillowcase is blue
43. If you could say something to your ex, what would it be?
(burps loudly) and you can quote me
44. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
amy's
45. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
'bout as much as the next guy
46. Name your friends you care about?
none of them, because i hate them all, bastards! (pumps fists) oh, wait, nevermind...
47. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
WHAT? no!
48. What celebrities do people say you look like?
kevin smith and peter jackson. maybe jack black.
49. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but don't?
aum, no, because i generally forget that they're gonna call.
50. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?
no. because i loooves me some meat.
Alseep, in my bed, because i was tired, and thus, sleeping
2. How did you get the idea for your LJ name?
i don't have a lj name, but if i had one, it would be afteralongtimepooing.... i dunno, that one fell apart as i was saying it.
3. What song are you listening to right now?
i don't know, (turns to amy) what are we listening to?
4. What color is your cell phone?
blue? because it is a blue cell phone?
5. Do you click on pop-ups?
I don't get pop ups and if i did, no, because pop-ups are the spawn of satan
6. Do you own an iPod?
yes because i wanted an ipod
7. What was the first thing you thought this mornin?
got out of bed, because i wanted to get out of bed. can i have a glass of water, please? one of your three will suffice, preferably the newest one...
9. What did you do last night?
i don't remember, i was probably high on crack. what did i do last night? played Halo II until my mind blew out of my brain, then moved my car.
10. What do you hope to do this weekend?
um, ... i dunno. what do you hope to do this weekend? miss "asking me all the damn questions".
11. What are the last two digits of your cell phone number?
2,7 because they are 2,7
12. What was the last thing that you had to eat?
Qudoba and ice cream, in that order, because they are the two things that i ate, in that order.
13. Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you hugged?
i assume amy, i don't recall hugging anyone in the recent future, or past, for that, matter.
14. What was the last movie you watched?
eurotrip, but only part of it. i gave up to play Halo II. stupid Halo II.
15. What do you dislike at the moment?
having to answer 50 of these goddamn questions, because i don't want to answer 50 of these goddamn questions (spins in desk chair to glare at amy)
16. What food are you craving?
i'm, not craving anything, because i jsut ate Qudoba and ice cream
17. What did you dream last night?
um, i don't remember, though the night before i had a pretty crazy dream. i dreamed that i had to water all of my dad's plants, so i was jsut goin' around, water all these plants. it was pretty weird, actually.
18. What's the last tv show you watched?
actually, i think i watched Big Train last, though it is a toss up between that at Red Dwarf
19. Name 1 person who is most like you?
um.. i dunno, who's most like me? aw, fuck it. i'm one of a kind.
20. Do you always lock your door?
car door? or door, like, to my room? in general, yes.
21. Are you on any medication?
no because i'm not on any medication.
22. Do you like someone?
Ye, yes? and what a sad, lonly existance if i didn't.
23. How many piercings/tattoos do you have?
zero?
24. Where's your favorite place to be?
in bed, asleep.
25. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
um, i don't know. EVERYONE.
26. When was the last text you sent?
aum, not that long ago, because it was not that long ago.
27. Do you care what people think about you?
sure, because, sure.
28. Have you ever done something to make trouble?
no. because, no. and i said so.
29. Where do you wish you were right now?
i dunno.
30. What is your font color on AIM/MSN/YM?
font colour? black? because the font color is black?
31. Where do you live?
in colorado, because that is where i live.
32. Have you ever beat someone up?
nope, because i haven't beat someone up.
33. Do you like the person who posted this last?
of course!
34. Do you know their birthday?
no, because i don't know when their birthday is, when Emma's birthday is, i guess.
35. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
auumm.. i dunno.
36. What words do you say a lot?
(amy adds- "auuummm") auum, i don't know.
37. What do you smell like right now?
sweat.
38. What is your favorite color?
aum, blue, because my favorite colour is blue?
39. Do you like mustard?
auum, yes? including gery pupon, but not all the time.
40. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
(shakes head in silence) them times, they be hard
41. Would you ever sky dive?
no. yes. maybe. it depends if it was free or not, and if i had a parachuete
42. What color is your pillow case?
blue, because the pillowcase is blue
43. If you could say something to your ex, what would it be?
(burps loudly) and you can quote me
44. Who was the last persons stomach you saw?
amy's
45. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
'bout as much as the next guy
46. Name your friends you care about?
none of them, because i hate them all, bastards! (pumps fists) oh, wait, nevermind...
47. Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you're really real?
WHAT? no!
48. What celebrities do people say you look like?
kevin smith and peter jackson. maybe jack black.
49. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but don't?
aum, no, because i generally forget that they're gonna call.
50. Do you ever feel guilty about eating meat?
no. because i loooves me some meat.