You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless; Glee 2x07 review
Seriously. I am not amused.
That wrestler-chick who macks on her cat needs to wear a fucking mask like the Japanese do. SNEEZING ON PEOPLE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
I’M NOT LYING, if they did a spin-off called Baby Gleeks, I would watch it. It’d be like Kids Say The Funniest Things WITH MUSIC.
Will, are you watching the Food Network channel? Because seriously, we might be more compatible than I thought. MIGHT BE. But that’s my go-to Sick TV. And non-sick TV. I JUST LOVE COOKING.
EW. ANAL TEMP-TAKING. EW.
This episode has done nothing but disgust me.
Rachel, I’ve been compiling a list. Get back to me.
JESSE ST. JAMES WAS MENTIONED.
THE GOD.
Gwyneth Paltrow, don’t make me hate you.
I’m pretty indifferent. Let’s not make it hate.
I WILL PUT AN ALLIGATOR IN YOUR CAR IF YOU DO.
“You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.” Kurt, you is much of the fabulousness.
I WANT THERE TO ALWAYS BE BUTTERED FLOORS. IT MAKES FOR AMAZING TRIPS.
RAYCHEL, SHE CHOSE MIKE CHANG. ONLY MORE HINTS AT THEIR EPIC LOVE.
Erm, potential favourite Glee moment of the season? LET’S BE EACH OTHER MORE OFTEN, YOU GUYZZZZ.
BWAH! Schue bums Journey so hard.
Here’s where I admit that I’m not really their biggest fan and only knew that Don’t Stop Believing was theirs. But didn’t know any of the others till they started singing them.
I really hate when people start songs with: HIT IT!
Unless it’s ironical. Then it’s good.
But not when you think you’re being awesome and you’re not.
But I do love when Cheerios become a Trio Of Awesome again. Oh, and when we remember that Mercedes and Artie sound pretty good together. FUN.
Gwynney can siiiiiiiiiiiiing. But there is something a tad uncomfortable/OTT about her singing/miming. I will get back to you when I have more information.
But-- like, please don’t give her too much. It will make me cry. My hives will be star-shaped. METAPHORS ARE IMPORTANT.
SUE AND BIESTE MAKE ME HAPPY.
I’d ship it if it wasn’t so clichéd.
THE JOURNAL IS BACK.
AND SO IS BECKY THE SPY.
Donald O’Connor is one of my heroes. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM, SCHUE.
I will end you.
But saying this, I have so wanted this duet since these two did a little dance-off on Oprah, and now I’m like: OMG, THE LOVELY DANCING.
But still: Schue. Ew.
WILL, STOP DREAMING ABOUT STUDENTS. IT’S CREEPY.
But if you will, dream about Rachel. Please and thank you.
SEE, WRESTLER, RACHEL KNOWS THE WAY OF THE MASK.
Broccoli gag is hilarious.
Toilet brush and gummy bear house?! GOOD TIMES.
Here’s what I hate:
Carl (Stamos/Stamos) was all YEAH, EAT SOME CANDY. And this is good advice, candy is delicious. But Then Paltrow’s all “Woo. Test answers. Have some.” And I’m just like-- WUH?! No, He will never learn this way.
And yes, giving them freedom is good, but cheating is not.
Hi, I’m Josie, and I like rules. And abiding them.
Will is rocking Hobo!Chic.
But he needs to keep his crazy baby sex games to himself. For realz.
Terri is a crazy bitch but I missed her face.
OH no, Will is going to sleep with Terri and it’s just going to be crazy and bad. And hott. But-- the other things too.
THERE ARE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THIS SCENE:
* Rachel in beautiful coat, UNF-UNF.
* Kurt miming the words. MR. CELLOPHANE. And winking!!!
* Quinn leaning on Kurt. BFFs FOREVER Y’ALL.
* I love when Rachel sings Broadway. LIKE BURNING.
* AND I LOVE WHEN THE GLEE KIDS UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME THEIR LEADER IS. RACHEL RULES ALL.
I now how have the ultimate desire to hear Rachel sing: But I Can’t Do It Alone. GUH.
Let’s imagine together.
OH NO. OH YES. HOW TO FEEL ABOUT WILL’S UNEMPLOYMENT??!?!?!
Aw, gay people talking about gay things.
Blaine, you are so wonderful in your blazer.
OMG. THAT’S MY FAVOURITE COVER TOO. Blaine, let’s befriend.
This is weird, but I find Jane Lynch’s voice and mannerisms really mesmerising. I want her to speak to me all the time.
I would not like to be punched in the face either.
I see your lifestyle choice.
PSYCHO!TERRI. LOVE IT.
I can see Kurt walking in on Blaine on a date. Like, seriously. It’s going to happen.
HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN.
He’s not actually going to kill you, Kurt.
Don’t even fret.
SAM AND BRITTANY NEED TO BE FRIENDS.
They can tell each other what they’ve learnt!
Oh and Rachel looks adorable. HAS TO BE MENTIONED.
MEN SEEKING MEN WITH BUTTCHINS. BWAH.
I want to practise my bipolar rant!!!
I’ll show you later.
WHY IS SHE SINGING EVERYTHING?!?!?!?! ARGH. RAGE.
STOP IT NOW.
She’s had her fun.
IN FACT, WHY IS WILL SINGING?!?!?! WHY ARE TEACHERS SINGING?!?!?!?!!?
I don’t hate them singing. They’re pretty good.
BUT IT MEANS MS. BERRY ISN’T SINGING. AND THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
I get that they have to use their guest stars but not when it detracts from everyone else. Plus, you know, she named her kid Apple RL, she’s obviously a loser.
HOWEVER, IT DID KEEP CUTTING TO BRITT-BRITT AND MIKE. AND THIS I WILL ALWAYS LOVE.
I will say this: Isn’t the Glee Club meant to be in financial ruin? And like-- Well, they have all these crazy lighting things and then water dripping from the ceiling. I’m starting to think Sue has a point. VALID ONE.
Anyways, I didn’t hate the episode by any stretch of the imagination. But I just hate cameo-based and Rachel-lacking and Will-centric ones on principal. So mushing those together?!?!?! Not cool.
That wrestler-chick who macks on her cat needs to wear a fucking mask like the Japanese do. SNEEZING ON PEOPLE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
I’M NOT LYING, if they did a spin-off called Baby Gleeks, I would watch it. It’d be like Kids Say The Funniest Things WITH MUSIC.
Will, are you watching the Food Network channel? Because seriously, we might be more compatible than I thought. MIGHT BE. But that’s my go-to Sick TV. And non-sick TV. I JUST LOVE COOKING.
EW. ANAL TEMP-TAKING. EW.
This episode has done nothing but disgust me.
Rachel, I’ve been compiling a list. Get back to me.
JESSE ST. JAMES WAS MENTIONED.
THE GOD.
Gwyneth Paltrow, don’t make me hate you.
I’m pretty indifferent. Let’s not make it hate.
I WILL PUT AN ALLIGATOR IN YOUR CAR IF YOU DO.
“You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.” Kurt, you is much of the fabulousness.
I WANT THERE TO ALWAYS BE BUTTERED FLOORS. IT MAKES FOR AMAZING TRIPS.
RAYCHEL, SHE CHOSE MIKE CHANG. ONLY MORE HINTS AT THEIR EPIC LOVE.
Erm, potential favourite Glee moment of the season? LET’S BE EACH OTHER MORE OFTEN, YOU GUYZZZZ.
BWAH! Schue bums Journey so hard.
Here’s where I admit that I’m not really their biggest fan and only knew that Don’t Stop Believing was theirs. But didn’t know any of the others till they started singing them.
I really hate when people start songs with: HIT IT!
Unless it’s ironical. Then it’s good.
But not when you think you’re being awesome and you’re not.
But I do love when Cheerios become a Trio Of Awesome again. Oh, and when we remember that Mercedes and Artie sound pretty good together. FUN.
Gwynney can siiiiiiiiiiiiing. But there is something a tad uncomfortable/OTT about her singing/miming. I will get back to you when I have more information.
But-- like, please don’t give her too much. It will make me cry. My hives will be star-shaped. METAPHORS ARE IMPORTANT.
SUE AND BIESTE MAKE ME HAPPY.
I’d ship it if it wasn’t so clichéd.
THE JOURNAL IS BACK.
AND SO IS BECKY THE SPY.
Donald O’Connor is one of my heroes. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM, SCHUE.
I will end you.
But saying this, I have so wanted this duet since these two did a little dance-off on Oprah, and now I’m like: OMG, THE LOVELY DANCING.
But still: Schue. Ew.
WILL, STOP DREAMING ABOUT STUDENTS. IT’S CREEPY.
But if you will, dream about Rachel. Please and thank you.
SEE, WRESTLER, RACHEL KNOWS THE WAY OF THE MASK.
Broccoli gag is hilarious.
Toilet brush and gummy bear house?! GOOD TIMES.
Here’s what I hate:
Carl (Stamos/Stamos) was all YEAH, EAT SOME CANDY. And this is good advice, candy is delicious. But Then Paltrow’s all “Woo. Test answers. Have some.” And I’m just like-- WUH?! No, He will never learn this way.
And yes, giving them freedom is good, but cheating is not.
Hi, I’m Josie, and I like rules. And abiding them.
Will is rocking Hobo!Chic.
But he needs to keep his crazy baby sex games to himself. For realz.
Terri is a crazy bitch but I missed her face.
OH no, Will is going to sleep with Terri and it’s just going to be crazy and bad. And hott. But-- the other things too.
THERE ARE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THIS SCENE:
* Rachel in beautiful coat, UNF-UNF.
* Kurt miming the words. MR. CELLOPHANE. And winking!!!
* Quinn leaning on Kurt. BFFs FOREVER Y’ALL.
* I love when Rachel sings Broadway. LIKE BURNING.
* AND I LOVE WHEN THE GLEE KIDS UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME THEIR LEADER IS. RACHEL RULES ALL.
I now how have the ultimate desire to hear Rachel sing: But I Can’t Do It Alone. GUH.
Let’s imagine together.
OH NO. OH YES. HOW TO FEEL ABOUT WILL’S UNEMPLOYMENT??!?!?!
Aw, gay people talking about gay things.
Blaine, you are so wonderful in your blazer.
OMG. THAT’S MY FAVOURITE COVER TOO. Blaine, let’s befriend.
This is weird, but I find Jane Lynch’s voice and mannerisms really mesmerising. I want her to speak to me all the time.
I would not like to be punched in the face either.
I see your lifestyle choice.
PSYCHO!TERRI. LOVE IT.
I can see Kurt walking in on Blaine on a date. Like, seriously. It’s going to happen.
HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN.
He’s not actually going to kill you, Kurt.
Don’t even fret.
SAM AND BRITTANY NEED TO BE FRIENDS.
They can tell each other what they’ve learnt!
Oh and Rachel looks adorable. HAS TO BE MENTIONED.
MEN SEEKING MEN WITH BUTTCHINS. BWAH.
I want to practise my bipolar rant!!!
I’ll show you later.
WHY IS SHE SINGING EVERYTHING?!?!?!?! ARGH. RAGE.
STOP IT NOW.
She’s had her fun.
IN FACT, WHY IS WILL SINGING?!?!?! WHY ARE TEACHERS SINGING?!?!?!?!!?
I don’t hate them singing. They’re pretty good.
BUT IT MEANS MS. BERRY ISN’T SINGING. AND THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
I get that they have to use their guest stars but not when it detracts from everyone else. Plus, you know, she named her kid Apple RL, she’s obviously a loser.
HOWEVER, IT DID KEEP CUTTING TO BRITT-BRITT AND MIKE. AND THIS I WILL ALWAYS LOVE.
I will say this: Isn’t the Glee Club meant to be in financial ruin? And like-- Well, they have all these crazy lighting things and then water dripping from the ceiling. I’m starting to think Sue has a point. VALID ONE.
Anyways, I didn’t hate the episode by any stretch of the imagination. But I just hate cameo-based and Rachel-lacking and Will-centric ones on principal. So mushing those together?!?!?! Not cool.