[Accidental video post] Because somone needed to do it

[clockmaster]

[Hakuba is in his desk, reading and trying his best to ignore his opposite. The mentioned twin is sitting in the bed, holding a pillow with the ShinRa logo and looking bored as hell. Out of the blue he says:]

Why don't we make out?

[Very slowly, Hakuba turns to face him, eyes wide.]  Wha...we are not Henry DeTamble.

And? It's not technically cheating

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[stripping]

...I'm glad mine never thought of that.

[clockmaster]

Yours was a creepy mofo, Issei.

Shut up!...yeah, you was lucky. Mine speak his mind.

[stripping]

Yeah, I don't want to be raped by anyone, including people that look like me.

[clockmaster]

[Hakuba 2# pouts frowns.]I never said 'rape', I said kissing!

And you think I want?

[stripping]

Hakuba, leave him alone. He's your opposite, so if you want to kiss him, he doesn't want to be kissed by you.

[clockmaster]

Fine, I will find someone else.

What are you doing now?

[stripping]

Sitting at home on my computer, why?

[clockmaster]

I can worldhop her...

NO, you CAN'T!

[stripping]

You want to come visit? I don't see any reason not to visit a friend.

[clockmaster]

No Issei, he better stay here until he disappears.

But I want to go out. Ey we can have a threesome.

[stripping]

I'm not having sex with you.

[clockmaster]

Fine.

You can have sex with him and I will watch.

NO ONE IS HAVING SEX WITH NO ONE!

[stripping]

The only person I'm sleeping with is Haruto!

[clockmaster]

For now.

[stripping]

For always! Until we break apart, if we ever do.

[clockmaster]

There's no need to yell....