Not quite as planned...
...Fuck. Any of you lot out there got a 'get out of jail free' card or something because this place is as boring as all 'f Ifrit's hells an' then some. TV in here doesn' even get proper cable an' 's half busted anyway. All busted now actually, so 'f any 'f you WRO-types 're payin' attention t' this you might wanna get on that.
Not that I bet you're listenin'. Damned fucks. Th' hell were you doin' all the way out there anyway. An' don't give me any 'f that 'routine inspection' shit, 'cause there was jackshit out there to inspect.
Oh, an' one more thing. I ain't sorry f'r the bruises any 'f you 're gonna have come morning. You deserved every. last. one 'f 'em.
Not that I bet you're listenin'. Damned fucks. Th' hell were you doin' all the way out there anyway. An' don't give me any 'f that 'routine inspection' shit, 'cause there was jackshit out there to inspect.
Oh, an' one more thing. I ain't sorry f'r the bruises any 'f you 're gonna have come morning. You deserved every. last. one 'f 'em.