May 15, 2009 18:33
[locked from the Noah, totally hackable.]
[audio]
I...I had a kinda moldy piece of bread in one of the cupboards...and...and...and look!
[A slight burst of static, then it switches to audio - it's a reasonably-sized, but unremarkable room. Well, except for the piles and piles of loaves filling it. And they're not just loaves of bread - these are the best loaves of bread you would have ever seen in your life. This is the bread that monks on mountaintops would bake. Grown from wheat harvested by virgins. From seeds planted only when the stars are aligned.
And, amongst all of the magnificent loaves of bread, the odd fish can be seen.]
!game: discedo