It must default to using friends names when you don't have any interests of note.
I'm posting it anyway. Thanks to all that I stole this from.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Clme sent to me...
Twelve zornogs drumming
Eleven staringgoldfishs piping
Ten thejeers a-leaping
Nine lamfears dancing
Eight jimbojones a-milking
Seven mightymonjus a-swimming
Six dlacks a-laying
Five one-e-e-etinsloths
Four abitmentals
Three mittens_of_dooms
Two eldritch_cranks
...and a penismightier in a pear tree.