Was that a bustle in my hedgerow?

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Stolen from various sources.

The LJ stalker meme (heavily modified).
You'd have to know me outside of LJ to get all of these, but take a shot at it anyway :)

(1 Point) My first name:

(2 Points) My last name:

(10 Points) Take a stab at my middle name (partial credit possible):

(3 Points) Who was my first celeb-crush:

(2 Points) Do I have any children:

(2 Points) What work do I do:

(3 Points) What am I afraid of:

(3 Points) Do I smoke:

(2 Points) Do I drink:

(2 Points) Do I have any siblings:

(1 Point) Do I like 'em:

(4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:

(1 Points) How many tattoos do I have:

(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:

(2 Points) What's my favorite TV show:

(2 Points) Who is my favorite band/artist:

(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:

(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:

(2 Points) What’s my favourite colour:

(3 Points) Name something I hate:

(4 Points) Name a talent I have:

(4 Points) Do I have any pets:

(3 points for each correct answer): If so, can you name them?

(2 Points) Who am I dating right now:

(1 Point) What did I study in college:

(4 Points) Name one of the programs I took in college:

(5 Points) What is my worst habit:

(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

(5 Points on creativeness) Who is my favourite philosopher?

(3 Points for each correct answer) Who on my friends list have I slept with?

Comments are screened, so dont worry about 'USAR TEH COED NAME' etiquette. Scores will be posted.

Dave: 55 points.
Jimbo: 66 points.
abitmental: 78 points.
eldritch_crank: 79 points.
Staring Goldfish: 64 points.