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[clme]

I'm on my way out of the house to go to the movies the other night and my mother pulls me aside before I walk out the door

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sdfasdgads

[anonymous]

Mom is trying to get you laid, dude.

-jeer

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[clme]

Last night she said "If you're not coming home tonight, make sure to call us so that we can let your dog out."

She's trying to get grandchildren, anyway.

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[discogravy]

she wants the dog to track you down man

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[clme]

Maybe. She's always disappointed I dont tell her who (or if) I'm seeing until such a point that said person comes to their house to meet them. This is just a little awkward since I'm actually living with my parents when I'm seeing someone.

Either way... at least she isn't instituting a curfew or damning me to hell.

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[godzilla_gojira]

Yeah, you want to surprise them with the lucky guy...

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[godzilla_gojira]

(reference to your posts aobut homosexuality)

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[clme]

The ones where my dad thinks I'm gay or the ones where I pretend to be in order to scare away the homophobic trolls?

Either way, this time its a her. Maybe next time, sweetie.