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Feb 19, 2004 21:50

In speech debate today, we argued that the egg came before the chicken. Then one girl said, "Well, in the Bible God created all animals at once, so there's proof that the chicken came first!" I responded with, "You shouldn't bring your personal beliefs in a formal debate." Then she responded, "I'm not using my beliefs, the fact that God created all animals at once is the known truth!" URGGGGGGGGGGG

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Other than that the day was great. After boring school I took Pam to the Bean Hole and went to Jake's. Then we all went to Wang's house to piss him off. It worked by golly! And his dog urinated on Pam's jacket and on the floor. What a funny dog. I love my car.

And I'll end the entry with a fabulous quote. Masaki is a Japanese student who speaks broken English. And this is what he had to say:

Masaki: Heyyyy Eric how's it going?
Me: I'm doing great Masaki, how are you?
Masaki: Fine, hey you know..... at.. Wal Mart when they have.... 'buy one, get one free?'
Me: Yeah...
Masaki: Well... it's like...fuck.
Me: What??
Masaki: It's like....shit.

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I don't get it. But it's damn funny.
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