Happy 5th of May!

May 05, 2009 13:26

stolen and paraphrased from a Mexican comedian(I think Carlos Mencia)

Some Mexicans went to the President, and said "Hey we see all these holidays, We want a holiday. We want a reason to party!" So the president said "Okay, what day do you want?". The Mexicans replied "How about July 4th?". The president said "No that's Independence day, got any other days?" "How about December 25th?"
"No that's Christmas, try another day." "Oh I know, the Last Thursday in November!" "No that's Thanksgiving. c'mon that can't be all that you can come up with." "Wait a second, how about the 5th of May?" "hmmm, I don't think there is anything then, what do you want to call it?" " How about Cinco de Mayo?" "What does that mean?"
"The 5th of May!!"
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