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Jan 31, 2005 03:38

anybody remember the time that DDP wiped out that gang of armainian drug lords with our home made hand grenades and our battle axe that we sheathed in alex's vagina? i swear that her love nest swallowed the blade, because we pulled out that handle but the axe head was nowhere to be found. FUCK that was awesome. thinking about potential band names. my favorite one is DIE SHEIZER. in english we will be THE SHIT. period. motherfucker i said period! Aaargh! yeah im completely fed up with girls right now. i need to invest in a blow up doll. haha...no, really though. i treat a bitch like i treat 7up.

drunk and disorderly warfare. you slimy vag'd bitch! get away from me loose legs. youve got wild jungle pythons crawling around in your puss. youve got families on welfare that are trying to move out of your vagina due to poor living conditions, no heat or running water and the constant threat of being invaded by 4 different penises in the same night...and even with all that sausage theyre STILL starving. cockfear, cuntfear, WARFARE WARFARE WARFARE! jesus died for his own sins, not from hemeroids.
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