Therapy Meeting #3 - FINALLY EH?!
Log file: #3
Date: January 9th
Doctor: Miss. FD
Patients: Roy, Ed, Hiruma, Sena, Sasuke, Naruto, Renji, Ichigo.
Meeting...START!
*16 people file into the room and sit down*
Doctor: Hello all! I apologize for the delay in the meeting. I had the flu, and my boyfriends dog died... any how! I am glad that every one brought some one with them. ^-^ This will go well then.
*a lot of blushing*
Doctor: ...oh... I SEE WHAT THIS IS! Alright.. you chicken's, I'll make it easier on you all then. There are 3 other rooms not in use next door. Roy, Ed, and your guest's can stay here, the rest of you, one... group in each room. I'll be coming to each room separately.
*12 people stand and file out of the room*
Doctor: Good. Now, Roy, why don't you tell me who you brang?
Roy: Doctor, this is my Lieutenant Colonel, Havoc, Jean.
Havoc: *small wave* Nice ta meet cha' mam.
Doctor: You as well. Ed? Who is this?
Ed: This is my ototo, Elric, Alphones.
Al: Al is just fine. Thank you for having me. *suit of armor bows*
Doctor: Ah. Ok Al, your welcome. Now. I'm guessing you two didn't tell them why you brought them... right?
Ed: Well you didn't tell us why. You just said to bring them!
Al: Nii-san! Be nice...
Doctor: *smiles* thank you Al. Well Edward. I'm sure you know why now...
Ed: No... I don't
Roy: Fullmetal, she wants us to tell them
Ed: Tell them what?
Roy: Ed.. she wants us to tell them about that.
Ed: O.O oh... fuck.
Doctor: It would have come out any way, wouldn't it? Better to do it so I can observe. That is why you are here, right?
Roy: Ed, I'll go first so you don't have to tell Al. *turns to Havoc* Lieutenant, I'm gay-
Ed: DON'T SAY GAY! I WILL NOT BE LABELED AS GAY!!
Roy: *ignores* And, I'm in a relationship with Edward here. * friendly (but totally NOT friendly* smirk* Your ok with that, AREN'T you?
Havoc: Like I have a choice in the matter. Nah, I'm happy for you. So, can I have your dates then?
Roy: We'll see, Havoc, we'll see
Al: NII-SAN! Why did you tell me?! Did you think I was going to make fun of you? I don't mind that you're gay-
Ed: I'M NOT GAY! See what you did Colonel Bastard?
Al: Well, what ever you are then. If you are happy with the Colonel, then I'm happy.
Ed: I'm... happy *blushes and scowls at the ground*
Roy: *smirk* Oh I think you're more then happy Edward. Just happy wouldn't be screaming my name and "I fucking love you!" each night I fu-
Al: HEEIII! * covers head and crumples into a fetal position on the ground* ten no Okaa-san, your son has grown up so fast... I don't even know him any more. I thought he would have been the last person on earth to get intemet with any one.
Havoc: *cigarette drops from mouth* Huh.. the Colonel... is screwing the boss...
Roy: I said I was in a relationship Havoc, you should have guessed it was a sexual one.
Ed: *trying to calm his brother down* ROY! you broke my brother!! He's terrified of us now!
Roy: Good.. more alone time.
Ed: ROY! *claps*
Doctor: Well... thats about all I needed to see for today. There will be a meeting after I talk to every one, so stick around. *stands and leaves*
*Doctor enters the next room and sits down*
Doctor: Thank you for waiting! Hiruma, would you like to tell me who you're friend is?
Hiruma: *pops bubblegum bubble*Fucking fat ass, Linebacker on my team.
Kurita: *sweat drop* I'm Kurita miss.
Doctor: Nice to meet you. Im surprised some one so nice is friends with Hiruma...
Hiruma: Che..
Doctor: Well then, Sena-kun... who is this?
Sena: Oh! ummm, this is my Friend, Mamori-neechan.
Mamori: Nice you meet you.
Doctor: Like wise. Alright Hiruma, shall you tell them or I?
Hiruma: Well, I'll do it, since you fucking forced it upon us. *Stands and walks over to Sena, pulling him up and slinging a arm around his waist loosely.* Right, So fucking chibi and I are in a relationship. This does NOT leave the room, Got that? Fucking fat ass, Fucking Manager? * taps his black book in his pocket*
Kurita: struggles to find the right words* Umm... I'm happy for you? Yes. that will work. GROUP HUG-
Hiruma: No. *gun rests against shoulder*
Mamori: Hiruma Youichi! What Have you done to Sena? you're blackmailing him aren't you?
Sena: *mumbles* no..
Mamori: What was that Sena?
Sena: He's not blackmailing me! You can't blackmail some one into loving them....
Mamori: Sena, you-
Sena: yes.. I ..love Hiruma *deep blush*
Hiruma: *smirks* you heard the man..
Doctor: Well! this is a very good thing! Congratulations Sena-kun, you pass therapy!
Sena: .....eh?!
Hiruma: EH?! Why does he pass?
Doctor: I'm not aloud to say. You have to find out on you're self.
Hiruma: Fucking Doctor...
Doctor: Sena-kun, you may have passed, but I would like you to still come... for Hiruma. Ok? Well. I have to go to the next room. There will be a meeting at the end, so please stay and wait. *stands and leaves*
*Walks into the next room and sits down*
Doctor: Thank you for waiting. Well well. Sasuke, who is this?
Sasuke: ....Kakashi....
Kakashi: *sighs* Children. Hello, I'm Hatake Kakashi. Pleased to meet you.
Doctor: Ah, thank you. You as well. And Naruto?
Naruto: OH! This!! This is Iruka-sensei! He was the one I was talking about! The one who treats me to ramen all the time!
Iruka: *smiles sheepishly* Heh Hi, I'm Umino Iruka, Naruto's Academy teacher. Kakashi-sensei is Naruto's teacher now
Doctor: Is that so? Ah. wonderful. Now.. Sasuke... all the other, umm... how do I say this... The other-
Sasuke: *sharingan* ahh.. that's why you wanted us to bring some one. *de-activates* Well. I suppose I will have to say it. Naruto is too stupid to.
Naruto: Sasuke! What am I too stupid to say?!
Sasuke: *Smirk* that your dating me
Naruto: Oh.... OH! YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD!
Iruka: Eh...Na-naruto.... you're gay?
Naruto: umm...
Kakashi: Well, I realize you aren't around Naruto and Sasuke as much as I am, so its understandable you didn't know Iruka.
Sasuke: Kakashi.. you knew?
Kakashi: Of course. When you're gay your self, it becomes quite obvious.
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei?! you too?~!
Kakashi: Well... you'd be surprised who my partner is. *Side glance at Iruka*
Iruka: *small blush* That's... that's not important at the moment..
Sasuke: Che.. Grown ups...
Doctor: Well. I'm glad these two have some one they can go to if the have any questions. I will be going to the next group now. Please wait here, for there is a meeting after wards. *stands and leaves*
*Walks into the last room and sits down*
Doctor: Thank you for waiting! Ichigo... Is that you're father?
Ichigo: Yeah...this is goat-face. When I mentioned that I had to bring some one to a meeting... he threw him self on me. I'm not too happy about it... but what ever.
Isshin: Oh Ichigo~! You're soo mean to your daddy! *turns to doctor* Kurosaki Isshin, MD.
Doctor: Ah, so you're a doctor as well then. Pleased to meet you. And Renji... who is this young lady?
Renji: Ah... Kuchiki Rukia. A shinigami like me an' Ichigo
Rukia: *curtsy* Pleased to meet you madame
Doctor: err.. right...then. I hope you two know why you've brought your father/friend here...
Renji/Ichigo: No....
Doctor: oh.. great. You brought them here, because you are going to tell them... you know. The reason you come to these meetings... Because you are a.. you know...
Renji/Ichigo: oh.... WHAT?! NO! THEY CAN'T KNOW!!
Doctor: *sigh* I thought I wasn't going to have to tell anyone. That's a shame. Isshin, Rukia... Renji and Ichigo are gay and dating each other.
Renji/Ichigo: NOOOOO!!!!
Isshin: My son is gay? Oh Ichigo~! You did not have to hide this from you're daddy! I still love you! Come! Throw you're face into you're daddies chest and we'll have a manly embra-*foot in face*
Ichigo: You keep off me! You perverted old man!
Rukia: *snort* che... kukukukuku.. Renji... Ichigo...
*the two stiffen* Aww..shit...
Rukia: Well this explains a lot. Ichigo's fashion sense and Renji's lack of passion towards women.
Ichigo: I don't dress gay you idiot! Its Metro. You shouldn't talk about how some one dresses!
Renji: Yeah! An' 'sides, I like the way he dresses. Those tight pants of his show his ass off nicely- *Hand in face*
Ichigo: Not you too Renji... you pervert.
Rukia: Pfft... Hahahahaha!
Renji/Ichigo: Well I'm glad you find it funny!
Rukia: I've read about gay relationship's in earth manga!
Ichigo: Oh great...
Rukia: Which one of you two are Seme?
Renji/Ichigo: I am! No you're Uke! I'm not Uke!
Doctor: *whispers to Rukia and Isshin* They Janken over it..
Isshin: Ichigo! Your father still love's you no matter what position you take!
Ichigo: SHUT UP! YOU RETARDED PERVERT
Rukia: .....I'm going to laugh at the one who ends up being Uke. Just to warn you.
Renji/Ichigo: *Groan* Damn it...
Doctor: Well. The meeting is almost over. We shall collect in the main room for one last note. *Stands, other stand as well*
*Doctor walks from one room to the next telling every one to collect back in the main room, then goes and sits down in her seat. Other walk in and do the same*
Doctor: Well. that was a very successful meeting. We had one person who has already passed! Every one congratulate Sena. And no, I will not tell you how he did it.
*People grumble but clap*
Doctor: Wonderful! well, I just wanted to say- *noise's out in the hall way* What is that?
Naruto: *Looks around* Hey.. Sasuke.. where'd Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei go?
*Every one looks as Kakashi and Iruka break through the door, Kakashi's mouth and hands claiming Iruka's body and peeling off his clothing* Ah~! Ka-kakashi-sensei! Stop..
*13 cheek's blush, then 6 look away*
Al: AHHH! *crumples back into fetal position*
Ed: Al! Oh not again! you stupid perverted adults. AH!! Roy! Let go of me!!!
Roy: Not a chance Edward.. *licks ear lobe, ed shivers*
Sena: HIIIEE! Hiruma-kun! not in front of others...*tries squirming out of the blonds arms*
Hiruma: Kekekeke.. how can I when your so hard on fucking chibi? *Moves hand down the boys boxers*
Naruto: *looks around* What the hell is with every one?! Sasuke! Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei are touching each other... Sasuke....Sasuke..?
Sasuke: *Stares at the blond hazely*....Naruto...
Naruto: Ah! I know that look! ARRG! *gets tackled to the ground and starts getting groped*
Renji/Ichigo: *look at each other blushing*
Ichigo: ....Renji..
Renji: Yeah.. I hear you..
*Grab onto eah other, falling onto the ground kissing*
Doctor: *looks about the room blushing.* Oh my god.. This room has turned into sex central. Quickly! I suggest those of you that are guest's get out now before you see something you really don't want to!
*6 people run out of the room quickly, then followed by the doctor, who closes the door on the way out*
Doctor: *sigh* those horn dogs...
***TO BE CONTINUED!!***
Date: January 9th
Doctor: Miss. FD
Patients: Roy, Ed, Hiruma, Sena, Sasuke, Naruto, Renji, Ichigo.
Meeting...START!
*16 people file into the room and sit down*
Doctor: Hello all! I apologize for the delay in the meeting. I had the flu, and my boyfriends dog died... any how! I am glad that every one brought some one with them. ^-^ This will go well then.
*a lot of blushing*
Doctor: ...oh... I SEE WHAT THIS IS! Alright.. you chicken's, I'll make it easier on you all then. There are 3 other rooms not in use next door. Roy, Ed, and your guest's can stay here, the rest of you, one... group in each room. I'll be coming to each room separately.
*12 people stand and file out of the room*
Doctor: Good. Now, Roy, why don't you tell me who you brang?
Roy: Doctor, this is my Lieutenant Colonel, Havoc, Jean.
Havoc: *small wave* Nice ta meet cha' mam.
Doctor: You as well. Ed? Who is this?
Ed: This is my ototo, Elric, Alphones.
Al: Al is just fine. Thank you for having me. *suit of armor bows*
Doctor: Ah. Ok Al, your welcome. Now. I'm guessing you two didn't tell them why you brought them... right?
Ed: Well you didn't tell us why. You just said to bring them!
Al: Nii-san! Be nice...
Doctor: *smiles* thank you Al. Well Edward. I'm sure you know why now...
Ed: No... I don't
Roy: Fullmetal, she wants us to tell them
Ed: Tell them what?
Roy: Ed.. she wants us to tell them about that.
Ed: O.O oh... fuck.
Doctor: It would have come out any way, wouldn't it? Better to do it so I can observe. That is why you are here, right?
Roy: Ed, I'll go first so you don't have to tell Al. *turns to Havoc* Lieutenant, I'm gay-
Ed: DON'T SAY GAY! I WILL NOT BE LABELED AS GAY!!
Roy: *ignores* And, I'm in a relationship with Edward here. * friendly (but totally NOT friendly* smirk* Your ok with that, AREN'T you?
Havoc: Like I have a choice in the matter. Nah, I'm happy for you. So, can I have your dates then?
Roy: We'll see, Havoc, we'll see
Al: NII-SAN! Why did you tell me?! Did you think I was going to make fun of you? I don't mind that you're gay-
Ed: I'M NOT GAY! See what you did Colonel Bastard?
Al: Well, what ever you are then. If you are happy with the Colonel, then I'm happy.
Ed: I'm... happy *blushes and scowls at the ground*
Roy: *smirk* Oh I think you're more then happy Edward. Just happy wouldn't be screaming my name and "I fucking love you!" each night I fu-
Al: HEEIII! * covers head and crumples into a fetal position on the ground* ten no Okaa-san, your son has grown up so fast... I don't even know him any more. I thought he would have been the last person on earth to get intemet with any one.
Havoc: *cigarette drops from mouth* Huh.. the Colonel... is screwing the boss...
Roy: I said I was in a relationship Havoc, you should have guessed it was a sexual one.
Ed: *trying to calm his brother down* ROY! you broke my brother!! He's terrified of us now!
Roy: Good.. more alone time.
Ed: ROY! *claps*
Doctor: Well... thats about all I needed to see for today. There will be a meeting after I talk to every one, so stick around. *stands and leaves*
*Doctor enters the next room and sits down*
Doctor: Thank you for waiting! Hiruma, would you like to tell me who you're friend is?
Hiruma: *pops bubblegum bubble*Fucking fat ass, Linebacker on my team.
Kurita: *sweat drop* I'm Kurita miss.
Doctor: Nice to meet you. Im surprised some one so nice is friends with Hiruma...
Hiruma: Che..
Doctor: Well then, Sena-kun... who is this?
Sena: Oh! ummm, this is my Friend, Mamori-neechan.
Mamori: Nice you meet you.
Doctor: Like wise. Alright Hiruma, shall you tell them or I?
Hiruma: Well, I'll do it, since you fucking forced it upon us. *Stands and walks over to Sena, pulling him up and slinging a arm around his waist loosely.* Right, So fucking chibi and I are in a relationship. This does NOT leave the room, Got that? Fucking fat ass, Fucking Manager? * taps his black book in his pocket*
Kurita: struggles to find the right words* Umm... I'm happy for you? Yes. that will work. GROUP HUG-
Hiruma: No. *gun rests against shoulder*
Mamori: Hiruma Youichi! What Have you done to Sena? you're blackmailing him aren't you?
Sena: *mumbles* no..
Mamori: What was that Sena?
Sena: He's not blackmailing me! You can't blackmail some one into loving them....
Mamori: Sena, you-
Sena: yes.. I ..love Hiruma *deep blush*
Hiruma: *smirks* you heard the man..
Doctor: Well! this is a very good thing! Congratulations Sena-kun, you pass therapy!
Sena: .....eh?!
Hiruma: EH?! Why does he pass?
Doctor: I'm not aloud to say. You have to find out on you're self.
Hiruma: Fucking Doctor...
Doctor: Sena-kun, you may have passed, but I would like you to still come... for Hiruma. Ok? Well. I have to go to the next room. There will be a meeting at the end, so please stay and wait. *stands and leaves*
*Walks into the next room and sits down*
Doctor: Thank you for waiting. Well well. Sasuke, who is this?
Sasuke: ....Kakashi....
Kakashi: *sighs* Children. Hello, I'm Hatake Kakashi. Pleased to meet you.
Doctor: Ah, thank you. You as well. And Naruto?
Naruto: OH! This!! This is Iruka-sensei! He was the one I was talking about! The one who treats me to ramen all the time!
Iruka: *smiles sheepishly* Heh Hi, I'm Umino Iruka, Naruto's Academy teacher. Kakashi-sensei is Naruto's teacher now
Doctor: Is that so? Ah. wonderful. Now.. Sasuke... all the other, umm... how do I say this... The other-
Sasuke: *sharingan* ahh.. that's why you wanted us to bring some one. *de-activates* Well. I suppose I will have to say it. Naruto is too stupid to.
Naruto: Sasuke! What am I too stupid to say?!
Sasuke: *Smirk* that your dating me
Naruto: Oh.... OH! YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD!
Iruka: Eh...Na-naruto.... you're gay?
Naruto: umm...
Kakashi: Well, I realize you aren't around Naruto and Sasuke as much as I am, so its understandable you didn't know Iruka.
Sasuke: Kakashi.. you knew?
Kakashi: Of course. When you're gay your self, it becomes quite obvious.
Naruto: Kakashi-sensei?! you too?~!
Kakashi: Well... you'd be surprised who my partner is. *Side glance at Iruka*
Iruka: *small blush* That's... that's not important at the moment..
Sasuke: Che.. Grown ups...
Doctor: Well. I'm glad these two have some one they can go to if the have any questions. I will be going to the next group now. Please wait here, for there is a meeting after wards. *stands and leaves*
*Walks into the last room and sits down*
Doctor: Thank you for waiting! Ichigo... Is that you're father?
Ichigo: Yeah...this is goat-face. When I mentioned that I had to bring some one to a meeting... he threw him self on me. I'm not too happy about it... but what ever.
Isshin: Oh Ichigo~! You're soo mean to your daddy! *turns to doctor* Kurosaki Isshin, MD.
Doctor: Ah, so you're a doctor as well then. Pleased to meet you. And Renji... who is this young lady?
Renji: Ah... Kuchiki Rukia. A shinigami like me an' Ichigo
Rukia: *curtsy* Pleased to meet you madame
Doctor: err.. right...then. I hope you two know why you've brought your father/friend here...
Renji/Ichigo: No....
Doctor: oh.. great. You brought them here, because you are going to tell them... you know. The reason you come to these meetings... Because you are a.. you know...
Renji/Ichigo: oh.... WHAT?! NO! THEY CAN'T KNOW!!
Doctor: *sigh* I thought I wasn't going to have to tell anyone. That's a shame. Isshin, Rukia... Renji and Ichigo are gay and dating each other.
Renji/Ichigo: NOOOOO!!!!
Isshin: My son is gay? Oh Ichigo~! You did not have to hide this from you're daddy! I still love you! Come! Throw you're face into you're daddies chest and we'll have a manly embra-*foot in face*
Ichigo: You keep off me! You perverted old man!
Rukia: *snort* che... kukukukuku.. Renji... Ichigo...
*the two stiffen* Aww..shit...
Rukia: Well this explains a lot. Ichigo's fashion sense and Renji's lack of passion towards women.
Ichigo: I don't dress gay you idiot! Its Metro. You shouldn't talk about how some one dresses!
Renji: Yeah! An' 'sides, I like the way he dresses. Those tight pants of his show his ass off nicely- *Hand in face*
Ichigo: Not you too Renji... you pervert.
Rukia: Pfft... Hahahahaha!
Renji/Ichigo: Well I'm glad you find it funny!
Rukia: I've read about gay relationship's in earth manga!
Ichigo: Oh great...
Rukia: Which one of you two are Seme?
Renji/Ichigo: I am! No you're Uke! I'm not Uke!
Doctor: *whispers to Rukia and Isshin* They Janken over it..
Isshin: Ichigo! Your father still love's you no matter what position you take!
Ichigo: SHUT UP! YOU RETARDED PERVERT
Rukia: .....I'm going to laugh at the one who ends up being Uke. Just to warn you.
Renji/Ichigo: *Groan* Damn it...
Doctor: Well. The meeting is almost over. We shall collect in the main room for one last note. *Stands, other stand as well*
*Doctor walks from one room to the next telling every one to collect back in the main room, then goes and sits down in her seat. Other walk in and do the same*
Doctor: Well. that was a very successful meeting. We had one person who has already passed! Every one congratulate Sena. And no, I will not tell you how he did it.
*People grumble but clap*
Doctor: Wonderful! well, I just wanted to say- *noise's out in the hall way* What is that?
Naruto: *Looks around* Hey.. Sasuke.. where'd Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei go?
*Every one looks as Kakashi and Iruka break through the door, Kakashi's mouth and hands claiming Iruka's body and peeling off his clothing* Ah~! Ka-kakashi-sensei! Stop..
*13 cheek's blush, then 6 look away*
Al: AHHH! *crumples back into fetal position*
Ed: Al! Oh not again! you stupid perverted adults. AH!! Roy! Let go of me!!!
Roy: Not a chance Edward.. *licks ear lobe, ed shivers*
Sena: HIIIEE! Hiruma-kun! not in front of others...*tries squirming out of the blonds arms*
Hiruma: Kekekeke.. how can I when your so hard on fucking chibi? *Moves hand down the boys boxers*
Naruto: *looks around* What the hell is with every one?! Sasuke! Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei are touching each other... Sasuke....Sasuke..?
Sasuke: *Stares at the blond hazely*....Naruto...
Naruto: Ah! I know that look! ARRG! *gets tackled to the ground and starts getting groped*
Renji/Ichigo: *look at each other blushing*
Ichigo: ....Renji..
Renji: Yeah.. I hear you..
*Grab onto eah other, falling onto the ground kissing*
Doctor: *looks about the room blushing.* Oh my god.. This room has turned into sex central. Quickly! I suggest those of you that are guest's get out now before you see something you really don't want to!
*6 people run out of the room quickly, then followed by the doctor, who closes the door on the way out*
Doctor: *sigh* those horn dogs...
***TO BE CONTINUED!!***